Two gay men are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas, and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. This fascinates the gay men. One of the men just can't resist it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it. Quick as a flash the gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours non-stop. When he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital. A few days later his gay friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?" "AM I HURT?", he shouts, Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't written ...... "