ZOID and CHICO

witsend

MIA
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#2
NEWS FLASH

Royal Navy PTI held on double murder charge.

LPTI Tanzi Bronze has been charged with the double murder of two ratings at HMS Raleigh. During the compulsory swimming test, it is alleged that LPTI Bronze filled the overall pockets of WAFU DrZ & Dabber Jiz, with bricks. This led to the ratings drowning as many watched on. One eye witness commented, "we felt it was a case of survival of the fittest as we watched, and that Drawin book is a cracking read". Sgt Pepperpig of the RN police told gathered reporters, "Inquiries will continue after easter leave".
 
#6
soleil said:
Zoid happy and doing fine.
Sol,

Please tell him that we are looking forward to his return with a full acount of his RALEIGH exploits and his transition to manhood.



Perhaps when he returns he can also return his 02 Tag - It is now badly needed for a much more deserving case.
 

Patrick

Lantern Swinger
#8
witsend said:
NEWS FLASH

Royal Navy PTI held on double murder charge.

LPTI Tanzi Bronze has been charged with the double murder of two ratings at HMS Raleigh. During the compulsory swimming test, it is alleged that LPTI Bronze filled the overall pockets of WAFU DrZ & Dabber Jiz, with bricks. This led to the ratings drowning as many watched on. One eye witness commented, "we felt it was a case of survival of the fittest as we watched, and that Drawin book is a cracking read". Sgt Pepperpig of the RN police told gathered reporters, "Inquiries will continue after easter leave".

Are you serious, or is this a wind up?
 
#9
Patrick said:
witsend said:
NEWS FLASH

Royal Navy PTI held on double murder charge.

LPTI Tanzi Bronze has been charged with the double murder of two ratings at HMS Raleigh. During the compulsory swimming test, it is alleged that LPTI Bronze filled the overall pockets of WAFU DrZ & Dabber Jiz, with bricks. This led to the ratings drowning as many watched on. One eye witness commented, "we felt it was a case of survival of the fittest as we watched, and that Drawin book is a cracking read". Sgt Pepperpig of the RN police told gathered reporters, "Inquiries will continue after easter leave".

Are you serious, or is this a wind up?
8O
 

Blackrat

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#11
Patrick said:
witsend said:
NEWS FLASH

Royal Navy PTI held on double murder charge.

LPTI Tanzi Bronze has been charged with the double murder of two ratings at HMS Raleigh. During the compulsory swimming test, it is alleged that LPTI Bronze filled the overall pockets of WAFU DrZ & Dabber Jiz, with bricks. This led to the ratings drowning as many watched on. One eye witness commented, "we felt it was a case of survival of the fittest as we watched, and that Drawin book is a cracking read". Sgt Pepperpig of the RN police told gathered reporters, "Inquiries will continue after easter leave".

Are you serious, or is this a wind up?
Wah!!
 
G

guestm

Guest
#12
Blackrat said:
Patrick said:
witsend said:
NEWS FLASH

Royal Navy PTI held on double murder charge.

LPTI Tanzi Bronze has been charged with the double murder of two ratings at HMS Raleigh. During the compulsory swimming test, it is alleged that LPTI Bronze filled the overall pockets of WAFU DrZ & Dabber Jiz, with bricks. This led to the ratings drowning as many watched on. One eye witness commented, "we felt it was a case of survival of the fittest as we watched, and that Drawin book is a cracking read". Sgt Pepperpig of the RN police told gathered reporters, "Inquiries will continue after easter leave".

Are you serious, or is this a wind up?
Wah!!
I've just laughed snot out of my nose.
 
#13
Patrick said:
witsend said:
NEWS FLASH

Royal Navy PTI held on double murder charge.

LPTI Tanzi Bronze has been charged with the double murder of two ratings at HMS Raleigh. During the compulsory swimming test, it is alleged that LPTI Bronze filled the overall pockets of WAFU DrZ & Dabber Jiz, with bricks. This led to the ratings drowning as many watched on. One eye witness commented, "we felt it was a case of survival of the fittest as we watched, and that Drawin book is a cracking read". Sgt Pepperpig of the RN police told gathered reporters, "Inquiries will continue after easter leave".

Are you serious, or is this a wind up?
Probably serious as these matters are not treated lightly, especially on RR. :roll:
 
#16
Someone just told me this was here, so here I am.

We spotted Chico last week one day, but haven't seen him since and he looked harassed. Leo Tonge was spotted yesterday on divisions.

We had divisions for the first time yesterday and the 1SL was the VIP, it was absolutely freezing. Passed the PJFT, got week 2 flu but it's passing. The last 2 weeks have flown by: the days are long and the weeks are short. My beret is gash and so is the scran.
 

Blackrat

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#17
Zoidberg said:
My beret is gash and so is the scran.
Unless you are something like an STC or a Bootie, your beret will always be gash. It's a Naval thing.

As for the scoff, it's always crap lately.

Good luck with the rest of the training mongster.
 
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