I another sign of just how inept & useless the United Nations has become, Zimbabwe has been selected to head the UN's Commission on Sustainable Development. A country with an inflation rate of 2000 percent overseeing the Commission on Sustainable Development! The same country that uses violence & corruption against anyone who questions the wisdom of Robert Mugabe & his thugs. This is also the same country that has in the past 20 years gone from being the breadbasket of Africa to basket case. Dictator-in Chief Mugabe seized the white-owned farms & overnight destroyed the country's economy then blamed the EU for all his problems. What a joke. With this in mind, I submit for your edification & enlightenment the top 10 UN Slogans for the 21st Century. 10. If an impotent, bloated bureaucracy can't solve it, then it's best left festering. 9. You can't spell "unethical" without U.N. 8. Genocidal dictators, beware our non-binding resolutions! 7. Bringing Peace to our World (Actual results may vary) 6. Tomorrow's corruption today. 5. Raising pointless squabbling to an art form. 4. We take bribes so you don't have to. 3. Try our world-famous cheesy fries. 2. If troubles abound, we'll be nearby doing nothing. 1. If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial NATO.