Your Name... and what it really means

chinamatelot

Lantern Swinger
Gangsta name had me down for being Canadian - Feck that!

Got a great Pirate name though -

Fartin' Wallace Dread :skull: :skull:

Excellent!

China.
 

icantfly

Lantern Swinger
Welshbird said:
MEN'S NAMES
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.


WOMEN'S NAMES
Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted.
Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance.
Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
Kate - see Catherine.
Sarah - Likes pressed flowers and body piercing.
Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.

Well, not all of the ex's names are in there.. but it's bl00dy accurate!

Anyone know a DeeDee? :w00t:
 
Welshbird said:
MEN'S NAMES

Andrew - gay and has a small pecker.

Mohammed - small :censored: [Welshbird, you can't say that, Padres, Lawyers and Juniors might be looking - you don't want to get a reputation for polluting mischevious minds :wink: ...OK then, perhaps you do! :lol: ]

So that's why The Andrew has the reputation it does....... :biggrin:

As for Mohammed, do you really want a fatwa made against you? o_O
 

Kurtz

Lantern Swinger
When the Andrew was termed 'the Andrew', 'Gay' meant jolly and happy...


...and 'has a small pecker' meant 'hung like a ******* horse'. It was irony of a sort... :thumright:
 
disgruntled-at-rn said:
When the Andrew was termed 'the Andrew', 'Gay' meant jolly and happy...

Just as now :wink:

So you mean that Jolly Jack Tar used to be Gay (Jack) Tar? I'd always been curious where the term gaydar derived.... so it's a corruption of Gay Tar? :lol: :biggrin:


...and happy ships were called gay ships... like HMS Gay Charger? :lol:
 

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