Your headstone epitaph?

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  1. Something witty to take to your grave.
    I'd rather like the words :

    "Ten down - keep six feet", to be chiselled into my final bunkspace stone pillow.
    Anyone got something they'd like to say for all eternity or until they built a housing estate on your final resting place?
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  2. I told you I was ill.
    Spike Milligan.
    Can't be beat!
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  3. The relatives could stick one of these on my tombstone as well.

  4. Shakespere's Henry IV Part 1, Act 1 Scene 2 - Not on my Headstone as I plan to be burned (May as well get used to the heat) but definitely my eulogy ....

    "Thou art so fat-witted, with drinking of old sack, and unbuttoning thee after supper, and sleeping upon benches after noon, that thou hast forgotten to demand that truly which thou wouldst truly know. What a devil hast thou to do with the time of the day? Unless hours were cups of sack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues of bawds, and dials the signs of leaping-houses, and the blessed sun himself a fair hot wench in flame-colored taffeta, I see no reason why thou shouldst be so superfluous to demand the time of the day."
  5. How much would that cost? :eek: And how big would the gravestone have to be!
  6. He did say eulogy not epitaph.
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  7. "Nothing Below"

    We burnt him :)
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  8. "Shake for next one all round"
  9. As a hunting man, mine's going to be,"Gone to ground."
  10. I would copy Jack Lemmon

  11. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    "He liked to have the last word"

    "Unlucky, eh?"
  12. Fifteen two that bstrd
  13. That's All Folks
  14. Yes, the power was on!
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  15. Died after not typing 'Amen' and sharing that picture of a sick child on facebook
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  16. "Mind your own fucking business."
  17. Gone Deep
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  18. Beneath this sod lies another one.
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  19. Here lies the body of Skyvet, and he's bloody annoyed about it!
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  20. MyGrave.JPG
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