Your headstone epitaph?

Something witty to take to your grave.
I'd rather like the words :

"Ten down - keep six feet", to be chiselled into my final bunkspace stone pillow.
Anyone got something they'd like to say for all eternity or until they built a housing estate on your final resting place?


Lantern Swinger
Shakespere's Henry IV Part 1, Act 1 Scene 2 - Not on my Headstone as I plan to be burned (May as well get used to the heat) but definitely my eulogy ....

"Thou art so fat-witted, with drinking of old sack, and unbuttoning thee after supper, and sleeping upon benches after noon, that thou hast forgotten to demand that truly which thou wouldst truly know. What a devil hast thou to do with the time of the day? Unless hours were cups of sack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues of bawds, and dials the signs of leaping-houses, and the blessed sun himself a fair hot wench in flame-colored taffeta, I see no reason why thou shouldst be so superfluous to demand the time of the day."
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