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Your choice of what does it for you in films.(Standfast Porn

Rumrat

War Hero
This film (The Return of Captain Invincible) when it came out in 1984 was one of the first and best (for me) "Spoof" movies.
Christopher Lee playing a "racist" cracks me up, and the singing..well 8O
The song "Name your poison" could have been written for matelots back in the day. It contains everything I ever wanted. "sigh" :D :roll:
See link to video at bottom of lyrics. :D

Mai Tai say that I'm Old Fashioned,
Tres Vin Ordinaire
That I want a fresh Manhattan
With white anglo-saxons everywhere?
A Black Russian's no Pink Lady
Give her a Singapore Sling.
And Moscow Mule is not your baby
So Highball the Vodka, and name your sting
Be a big shot, with a Bullshot
Be a schwein mit der Wein
Have a short, or a port, or a snort, of any sort.
Asti Spumante . Uno Chianti.

Are divine!

I got some economic Hocks,
A Gin and Tonic on the rocks.
Where Angels fear to tread, I say-
Choose your booze! Let's hit the red-eye!
Think of young Deanna Durbin,
And how she sung on Rum and Bourbon.
Or enhance your luncheon hour
With a Planter's Punch,
And a Whiskey Sour
If you feel like a wreck,
Try a Horse's Neck
Or a Sherry with a cherry in the new fun size-

If you don't name your poison
I'll have to get the boys in
The spirit of adventure opens ones eyes
If you don't name your poison
I'll have to get the boys in
And you'll never see another Tequila Sunrise

Live happily ever after
With a Chablis and some laughter.
Between the Sheets is lovely
With a dizzy blonde and a bottle of bubbly
There's nothing sicker in society
Than a lack of liquor and sobriety
So! Down the hatch. Here's mud in your eye!
Take a bracer with a chaser, wash it down with rye!
Bottoms up, stirrup cup!
It'll put you in the pink.
And all you have to do is

Drink, Drink, etc.

http://www.rockymusic.org/showvideo/e2e9685155883ccb2690b6bc80eb1345.php
 

Stirling

Banned
Re: Your choice of what does it for you in films.(Standfast

Daniel Day -Lewis won best actor oscar in 08 for his performance in 'There Will Be Blood', twas on the box last night and his acting was pretty good, reminded me of a young John Huston.
Huston could be an absolute twat, as was Daniel Plainview the character played by Day- Lewis.
 

Stirling

Banned
Re: Your choice of what does it for you in films.(Standfast

......but to get back to best 'spoof' filums my favorite is Blazing Saddles.


'Is that a ten gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show'
 
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