As the title says, tell all about the best things you have done whilst being completely slammed. One of my best was at a house party. Me and a friend did not like the host much, and we decided to play a series of games. One of them was to find the most peculiar object in the house, and hide it behind the seats in the front room. I won within the first few moments as I had decided to unhook the curtain from the bathroom, and stow it within my shirt. My mate tried to better me by throwing all the clocks away. We then invented a list of things to do, which we dubbed the "Bastard's List". A 51 point checklist of awful stuff to do. We placed eggs within his tumble dryer (unbroken), whisked eggs and cigarette ash into this dessert type thing in the fridge. Placed an ironing board in the bed and pissed in the host's collection of bongs, and also in the bins scattered about the house. We then topped the night off by stealing the bird table (which I took) and also a deck chair (which my mate claimed). So, feel free to discuss your own memorable incidents.