Alas, young Trelawney now seven and a half months old is displaying all the characteristics of a Clearance Diver after a bender in the Avondale. Last night he followed through and the result is a two inch stain, light brown in colour, rancid in odour and almost a good three inches above the plimsol SW mark. Thought to myself, could get him a dhobie bucket for his first Christmas present. The bucket poses no problems but am stuck on a suitable container for the dhobie dust. Not having access to the Sonar dept. Any ideas.