I've just come back from Oslo, where everyone was divs. Even the fat, old and gingers were worth a wipe. There was divs chavs, divs mongs, divs grannies and divs lezzers. Fortunately I fit in nicely because as we all know, I am essence. However, you lot would have been fcuked. So why are the British so fcuking ugly? How in God's name can every single woman in Oslo be so fcuking charming yet I've been back here for 4 days and the only bird I'd give the good news to was a passable chick in the hairdressers earlier today, but even she may have been a bit gwar so it would have been a quarter to twoer. Britain = Rats. Discuss.