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You know you're getting old when..........

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
I'm just after some info so I can make some preps.

Hair going grey, bawsack hanging lower than your cock, falling asleep after a meal, listening to radio 4.

Over to the experts!
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Radio 4 is a distinct worry though, 'er indoors listens to that and it drives me up the wall!
 

Sharkey

Banned
Heard somewhere, when you reach a certain age you should,a) never trust a fart, b) never walk past a toilet, c) never waste an erection, even if you are alone.
 
G

guestm

Guest
You know you're getting old when....

You create multiple logins to agree with yourself on the internet, forget what you posted then make up a shedload of lies in an attempt to divert attention from your senile ramblings.
 

johne

War Hero
Forgeting yesterday and remembering 40yrs ago, more hair grows out of your nose and ears than
on your head, To many pisses in the night and worse of all having your joints replaced with metal ones.
 
Well, if you wince when I tell you "Daniel-son" from the Karate kid movies turned 50 today, you're up there in the Old fart stakes... :)
 

Sumo

War Hero
When your kids are telling of your grandkids, you set the record straight by letting the grandkids know that their parents were no way near as perfect as they try to portray. Revenge is not always good but sure can be funny?
 

Topstop

War Hero
When your kids are telling of your grandkids, you set the record straight by letting the grandkids know that their parents were no way near as perfect as they try to portray. Revenge is not always good but sure can be funny?

Grandkids, revenge on your kids. Karma.
 

Guns

War Hero
Moderator
Walking in to the the Sick Bay at Drake and having a young fresh faced Surg Lt as your MO.

As a HoD reading the div docs of new joiners and seeing they were born after you joined up, even worse is when the YOs turn up and one was born after you joined up.

When a child on a bus gives up your seat for you - part of me died that day.

Deployment to US and not one person asked for ID when buying booze
 
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