You know you're getting old when..........

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by witsend, Nov 4, 2012.

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  1. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    I'm just after some info so I can make some preps.

    Hair going grey, bawsack hanging lower than your cock, falling asleep after a meal, listening to radio 4.

    Over to the experts!
  2. Sorry Wits,can't remember.
  3. You are at least 20 years away from PSOF Wits so no worries yet.
  4. Radio 4 is a distinct worry though, 'er indoors listens to that and it drives me up the wall!
  5. Heard somewhere, when you reach a certain age you should,a) never trust a fart, b) never walk past a toilet, c) never waste an erection, even if you are alone.
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  6. Ageing_Gracefully

    Ageing_Gracefully War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Remembering the days when we had a Fleet and an Army. :sad7:
  7. You create multiple logins to agree with yourself on the internet, forget what you posted then make up a shedload of lies in an attempt to divert attention from your senile ramblings.
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  8. Forgeting yesterday and remembering 40yrs ago, more hair grows out of your nose and ears than
    on your head, To many pisses in the night and worse of all having your joints replaced with metal ones.
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  9. Shit. Sorry.
  10. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Well, if you wince when I tell you "Daniel-son" from the Karate kid movies turned 50 today, you're up there in the Old fart stakes... :)
  11. When your kids are telling of your grandkids, you set the record straight by letting the grandkids know that their parents were no way near as perfect as they try to portray. Revenge is not always good but sure can be funny?
  12. Shit that is scary, I though he d be late 30s.
  13. Grandkids, revenge on your kids. Karma.
  14. When the first thing you reach for in the morning are your specs/teeth/hearing aid and not a beer
  15. Sitting down for a piss.
  16. When you start to read the Viagra emails instead of just deleting them straight away.
  17. When your first bus pass drops on your door step
  18. keeping fit

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  19. Seaweed

    Seaweed War Hero Book Reviewer

    Thinking someone looks a bit young to be an admiral.
  20. Guns

    Guns War Hero Moderator

    Walking in to the the Sick Bay at Drake and having a young fresh faced Surg Lt as your MO.

    As a HoD reading the div docs of new joiners and seeing they were born after you joined up, even worse is when the YOs turn up and one was born after you joined up.

    When a child on a bus gives up your seat for you - part of me died that day.

    Deployment to US and not one person asked for ID when buying booze

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