You couldn't make it up.......

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_headline=us-navy-declare-war-on-clyde-ferry%26method=full%26objectid=17980625%26siteid=66633-name_page.html

 

Here!

Already been done mate!

 

Love that shoe Rosie , mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmgggggggggg

 

That's not a shoe, it's a heel held onto your foot by a strap of leather!

 

And you can see that she's left the price tag on - it says "Dear"!

 

Really SgtPB - I think you need glasses! It says Dior!

Anyway what are you suggesting? That I wear cheap shoes?

 

RC: You know the cost of everything but the value of nothing... :wink:

 

Who are you? My mother!

 

Freud would have a field day...!

8O

 

I cannot see why you need to pay a fortune for dozens of pairs of diverse, expensive shoes when all you need is a pair of white blancoed plimsoles which could double up as slippers and a pair of black pusser boots which could double up as smart evening shoes... :lol:

 

Already suggested that to her; I even offered to go into Slops for her!

 

Tsk tsk Always! Not so much in touch with your feminine side then!