Yet another medal?

[etcetera]

It seems as if the bold and the good ,following many expensive meetings ,have decided that the British Nuclear guinea pig Test Veterans - many now long dead - so it wont cost them much-might be considered for a medal.
Bloody hell--A medal. Let's hope all those expensive wine-sodden meetings the Sub Committee deliberated on will now be able to claim for many more deciding just what the new medal will look like.

 

[Alfacharlie]

It seems as if the bold and the good ,following many expensive meetings ,have decided that the British Nuclear guinea pig Test Veterans - many now long dead - so it wont cost them much-might be considered for a medal.
Bloody hell--A medal. Let's hope all those expensive wine-sodden meetings the Sub Committee deliberated on will now be able to claim for many more deciding just what the new medal will look like.

Hey Norman!!! I missed your dribbling.

 

[Ballistic]

 

[Alfacharlie]

It seems as if the bold and the good ,following many expensive meetings ,have decided that the British Nuclear guinea pig Test Veterans - many now long dead - so it wont cost them much-might be considered for a medal.
Bloody hell--A medal. Let's hope all those expensive wine-sodden meetings the Sub Committee deliberated on will now be able to claim for many more deciding just what the new medal will look like.

Are you just disgruntled that you were never a recipient of a ‘campaign’ medal?

I think you are, Normo!

ETA. You’re a bellend.

 

[Alfacharlie]

MOD’s, can we move this to Lil’s or barge, please please??

Then weapons free if you would?

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

This nuclear medal, will it be forged from Unobtainium?

 

[Alfacharlie]

This nuclear medal, will it be forged from Unobtainium?

I heard it was being manufactured from noitalkaloadofshitirium.

 

[etcetera]

Are you just disgruntled that you were never a recipient of a ‘campaign’ medal?

I think you are, Normo!

ETA. You’re a bellend.

But you are surely concerned how this important MOD Sub Committee will reach a conclusion on the medal's design.

I think, Sir, the Nuclear Plume should be depicted veering right . Bollocks! these were working class lads on these ships and the Nuclear Plume should bloody well veer left.
We'll have another expensive meeting in a weeks time and pontificate further on this important matter.

 

[Alfacharlie]

But you are surely concerned how this important MOD Sub Committee will reach a conclusion on the medal's design.

I think, Sir, the Nuclear Plume should be depicted veering right . Bollocks! these were working class lads on these ships and the Nuclear Plume should bloody well veer left.
We'll have another expensive meeting in a weeks time and pontificate further on this important matter.

I can’t wait.

Also, no need for ‘Sir’ with me.

I only reached the stardom of killick.

 

[WreckerL]

As the thread subject is moaning about not getting (maybe) a medal and therefore not history per se, and as it's heading that way anyway....barged.

 

[Alfacharlie]

As the thread subject is moaning about not getting (maybe) a medal and therefore not history per se, and as it's heading that way anyway....barged.

Nice one.

 

[Waspie]

Hey Norman!!! I missed your dribbling.

I knew you cared for him really!!!

 

[Chris P]

I knew you cared for him really!!!

We do, even if he is a prat - would hate to think anything 'orrid had happened to him!

 

[superpom]

Perhaps we should send him a circular price of cardboard, correct circumference of course,
and a picture of said medal, and a new box of coloured crayons, so he can colour it in? Just a thought seeing as it's crimbo.....

 

[Alfacharlie]

Perhaps we should send him a circular price of cardboard, correct circumference of course,
and a picture of said medal, and a new box of coloured crayons, so he can colour it in? Just a thought seeing as it's crimbo.....

That’s a nice thought.
BZ. Made me feel all christamsy.

 

[Waspie]

That’s a nice thought.
BZ. Made me feel all christamsy.

Sod off Santa!!

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

Perhaps we should send him a circular price of cardboard, correct circumference of course,
and a picture of said medal, and a new box of coloured crayons, so he can colour it in? Just a thought seeing as it's crimbo.....

Um..... he'd only need two crayons for that - a silver one and a goldy coloured one.

Let's give him a rectangle as well to represent the ribbon - he can spend hours colouring that before submitting it to the MOD.

Maybe he could use this as inspiration!

 

[Waspie]

Um..... he'd only need two crayons for that - a silver one and a goldy coloured one.

Let's give him a rectangle as well to represent the ribbon - he can spend hours colouring that before submitting it to the MOD.

Maybe he could use this as inspiration!

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With little rays of sunshine emitting from them.
Anyway, I think our Norman should be renamed Homer.

 

[Dredd]

Are you just disgruntled that you were never a recipient of a ‘campaign’ medal?

I think you are, Normo!

ETA. You’re a bellend.

Quite right.

Because he was in a REAL war, not a tiddly campaign.

 

[Chris P]

Um..... he'd only need two crayons for that - a silver one and a goldy coloured one.

Let's give him a rectangle as well to represent the ribbon - he can spend hours colouring that before submitting it to the MOD.

Maybe he could use this as inspiration!

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Keep him in the dark and feed him a bit more shit first though..