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Blackrat

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#3
Jesus Christ. Mine eyes. A swift whack in the mush with a baseball bat would silence that munters cries. That bloke deserves a medal for going within 100 miles of that foul baggage.

As to the bloke, he must be a hermer. Check out the tash. Unless he's SF, in which case i'm a dead man walking.
 
#4
It's always the way, in cases like this ........... the most unlikely people ...........

I can't help thinking that her husband might be getting some mileage out of this ...........

The sensible advice, if she likes music, would have been to play her music at err appropriate times.
 
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white_mafia

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#5
Another strong case for compulsory sterilisation. Her mother was probably cut from the same cloth and should have been given a strong dose of radiation to fry her ovaries.

Now - if I was Health Minister...
 
#7
Blackrat said:
Jesus Christ. Mine eyes. A swift whack in the mush with a baseball bat would silence that munters cries. That bloke deserves a medal for going within 100 miles of that foul baggage.

As to the bloke, he must be a hermer. Check out the tash. Unless he's SF, in which case i'm a dead man walking.

Its deano's long lost father 8O
 

sgtpepperband

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#8
soleil said:
It's always the way, in cases like this ........... the most unlikely people ...........
Hmm, something you wanna tell us, Sol..?! 8O :D

I remember I once asked Santa for a sweater for Christmas; unfortunately I got a screamer instead... :oops:
 
#9
It could always be him screaming for mercy but she's taken the rap to spare him. I can only imagine that seeing that advancing on you naked, or worse with rolls of fat hanging over her lingerie, would make even the most desperate among us scream.
 
#10
WreckerL said:
It could always be him screaming for mercy but she's taken the rap to spare him. I can only imagine that seeing that advancing on you naked, or worse with rolls of fat hanging over her lingerie, would make even the most desperate among us scream.
8O Thanks for that image, Wrecker :pale: :pukeright:
 
#11
Ballistic said:
WreckerL said:
It could always be him screaming for mercy but she's taken the rap to spare him. I can only imagine that seeing that advancing on you naked, or worse with rolls of fat hanging over her lingerie, would make even the most desperate among us scream.
8O Thanks for that image, Wrecker :pale: :pukeright:
Or even :puke:
 
#19
white_mafia said:
Another strong case for compulsory sterilisation. Her mother was probably cut from the same cloth and should have been given a strong dose of radiation to fry her ovaries.

Now - if I was Health Minister...
But that wouldnt keep her quiet
 
#20
labrum said:
What's he wearing round his neck?
I think it's one of those dog collars that give an electric shock. She probably zaps him if he's not performing or going fast enough hence the screaming.

I'd better be careful as I may give Tuts some ideas if she hasn't thought of them already 8O
 
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