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Yeovilton WAFU's Chinese Taken Away

<<...hiding at a Navy base for two weeks before top brass found her in a randy aircraft technician’s wardrobe. He had tried to keep her presence secret by posting a sign on his door saying: “Do not enter, own cleaning taken care of.”

...Complaints about the smell led to a team of non-commissioned officers forcing their way in.

They found her cowering behind her lover’s jumpsuits. Armed police escorted her from the base — which is home to special forces — and she left the UK immediately. Her lover, from the elite Commando Helicopter Force, has told superiors she is his girlfriend and not a Chinese spy...>>


 

Waspie

War Hero
Had a mega problem at Bovington with choggies!!! Even had the nice men from Thames House involved. Looks like they have moved on. Probably looking at cloning the Merlin or Wildcat!!!
 

slim

War Hero
Can't see a problem myself. Food prices are high and food produced by civvie caterers is crap.
So great food, bit of the other problem solved.
Security?
Bet there are more civvies with dodgy backgrounds working on the base than you can poke a big stick at.
 

Alfacharlie

War Hero
Can't see a problem myself. Food prices are high and food produced by civvie caterers is crap.
So great food, bit of the other problem solved.
Security?
Bet there are more civvies with dodgy backgrounds working on the base than you can poke a big stick at.
Where would he swipe his ‘Pay as you dine’ card?? :oops:
 

Wightsparker

War Hero
Come on!!! Don't keep it to yourselves!!!!
Remember we Wafu's lead such sheltered lives!!!! (Ashore).

There is a problem telling the story - but here goes.

In simple terms, a Pompey sailor finds a weepy and jilted young lady about to drown herself, and manages to persuade her that she should join him for a new life in America - his ship is due to sail tomorrow and he can smuggle her on board. He does just that, and hides her in a ship's boat and brings her food and drink at night......and, of course, the grateful girl allows him to take his just rewards. Several days later, the Captain is doing Rounds and discovers her. He asks what the naughty sailor is getting in return for helping her and she says: "He's screwing me."

The Captain says: "He certainly is. This is the Isle of Wight ferry."

There - you had already had the punchline in the previous posts!

:)
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
There is a problem telling the story - but here goes.

In simple terms, a Pompey sailor finds a weepy and jilted young lady about to drown herself, and manages to persuade her that she should join him for a new life in America - his ship is due to sail tomorrow and he can smuggle her on board. He does just that, and hides her in a ship's boat and brings her food and drink at night......and, of course, the grateful girl allows him to take his just rewards. Several days later, the Captain is doing Rounds and discovers her. He asks what the naughty sailor is getting in return for helping her and she says: "He's screwing me."

The Captain says: "He certainly is. This is the Isle of Wight ferry."

There - you had already had the punchline in the previous posts!

:)
Close enough for Government work!
 

Waspie

War Hero
There is a problem telling the story - but here goes.

In simple terms, a Pompey sailor finds a weepy and jilted young lady about to drown herself, and manages to persuade her that she should join him for a new life in America - his ship is due to sail tomorrow and he can smuggle her on board. He does just that, and hides her in a ship's boat and brings her food and drink at night......and, of course, the grateful girl allows him to take his just rewards. Several days later, the Captain is doing Rounds and discovers her. He asks what the naughty sailor is getting in return for helping her and she says: "He's screwing me."

The Captain says: "He certainly is. This is the Isle of Wight ferry."

There - you had already had the punchline in the previous posts!

:)
I thank you kind sir. A poor ignorant Woo is edjumucated..
 
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