Yeovilton WAFU's Chinese Taken Away

[BreathingOutOnTheWayUp]

<<...hiding at a Navy base for two weeks before top brass found her in a randy aircraft technician’s wardrobe. He had tried to keep her presence secret by posting a sign on his door saying: “Do not enter, own cleaning taken care of.”

...Complaints about the smell led to a team of non-commissioned officers forcing their way in.

They found her cowering behind her lover’s jumpsuits. Armed police escorted her from the base — which is home to special forces — and she left the UK immediately. Her lover, from the elite Commando Helicopter Force, has told superiors she is his girlfriend and not a Chinese spy...>>

Naked women found in airman's wardrobe on Navy base sparks Chinese spy fears

A SUSPECTED Chinese spy had been hiding at a Navy base for two weeks before top brass found her in a randy aircraft technician’s wardrobe. He had tried to keep her presence secret by posting a sign…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[Alfacharlie]

Ting Tong gone home??

‘Hiding behind his jumpsuits’? Hahaha. Was he in an ABBA tribute band or something?

 

[buffersduffer]

‘Complaints about the smell’ ?

Surely he drained her down every now and then.....

WAFU’s.... thick as shit

 

[Waspie]

Had a mega problem at Bovington with choggies!!! Even had the nice men from Thames House involved. Looks like they have moved on. Probably looking at cloning the Merlin or Wildcat!!!

 

[Waspie]

Ting Tong gone home??

‘Hiding behind his jumpsuits’? Hahaha. Was he in an ABBA tribute band or something?

Remember this is the great British Press reporting. They still don't know the difference between the RAF and RN yet!!!!!

 

[slim]

Can't see a problem myself. Food prices are high and food produced by civvie caterers is crap.
So great food, bit of the other problem solved.
Security?
Bet there are more civvies with dodgy backgrounds working on the base than you can poke a big stick at.

 

[Alfacharlie]

Can't see a problem myself. Food prices are high and food produced by civvie caterers is crap.
So great food, bit of the other problem solved.
Security?
Bet there are more civvies with dodgy backgrounds working on the base than you can poke a big stick at.

Where would he swipe his ‘Pay as you dine’ card??

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

Sounds like the old joke about the stowaway on the Gosport / Torpoint / Cross Channel ferry!

 

[Waspie]

Sounds like the old joke about the stowaway on the Gosport / Torpoint / Cross Channel ferry!

Do tell!! For us Woo’s!!!

 

[Wightsparker]

Sounds like the old joke about the stowaway on the Gosport / Torpoint / Cross Channel ferry!

Don't forget the Isle of Wight ferry version.......

 

[Waspie]

Don't forget the Isle of Wight ferry version.......

Come on!!! Don't keep it to yourselves!!!!
Remember we Wafu's lead such sheltered lives!!!! (Ashore).

 

[Wightsparker]

Come on!!! Don't keep it to yourselves!!!!
Remember we Wafu's lead such sheltered lives!!!! (Ashore).

There is a problem telling the story - but here goes.

In simple terms, a Pompey sailor finds a weepy and jilted young lady about to drown herself, and manages to persuade her that she should join him for a new life in America - his ship is due to sail tomorrow and he can smuggle her on board. He does just that, and hides her in a ship's boat and brings her food and drink at night......and, of course, the grateful girl allows him to take his just rewards. Several days later, the Captain is doing Rounds and discovers her. He asks what the naughty sailor is getting in return for helping her and she says: "He's screwing me."

The Captain says: "He certainly is. This is the Isle of Wight ferry."

There - you had already had the punchline in the previous posts!

 

[Salty-Dog]

I heard it was the Mersey Ferry, but I probably heard the nicked version.

 

[Perry]

If he was doing his own cleaning where was the smell coming from

 

[Salty-Dog]

If he was doing his own cleaning where was the smell coming from

Number 1 or Number 2?

 

[Drakey]

Promote that man...

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

There is a problem telling the story - but here goes.

In simple terms, a Pompey sailor finds a weepy and jilted young lady about to drown herself, and manages to persuade her that she should join him for a new life in America - his ship is due to sail tomorrow and he can smuggle her on board. He does just that, and hides her in a ship's boat and brings her food and drink at night......and, of course, the grateful girl allows him to take his just rewards. Several days later, the Captain is doing Rounds and discovers her. He asks what the naughty sailor is getting in return for helping her and she says: "He's screwing me."

The Captain says: "He certainly is. This is the Isle of Wight ferry."

There - you had already had the punchline in the previous posts!

Close enough for Government work!

 

[Waspie]

There is a problem telling the story - but here goes.

In simple terms, a Pompey sailor finds a weepy and jilted young lady about to drown herself, and manages to persuade her that she should join him for a new life in America - his ship is due to sail tomorrow and he can smuggle her on board. He does just that, and hides her in a ship's boat and brings her food and drink at night......and, of course, the grateful girl allows him to take his just rewards. Several days later, the Captain is doing Rounds and discovers her. He asks what the naughty sailor is getting in return for helping her and she says: "He's screwing me."

The Captain says: "He certainly is. This is the Isle of Wight ferry."

There - you had already had the punchline in the previous posts!

I thank you kind sir. A poor ignorant Woo is edjumucated..

 

[Alfacharlie]

If he was doing his own cleaning where was the smell coming from

The bats?? (Not the steaming kind, before anyone asks?)

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

If he was doing his own cleaning where was the smell coming from

If she was a Chinese spy, you know, one of 'them', she was probably crapping into plastic bags. Maybe she ran out and had to improvise....?