Yanks - Gay, gay, gay.

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It never ceases to amaze me the amount of grief whoring that occurs. Just checked my emails and found this wailing bucket of piss in my inbox. I especially like the picture of the mong taking a shit in his BDU's.

It seems not a day goes by without someone crayoning some spew-worthy turd that would have Wilfred Owen rotating at 6758494 RPM in his grave.

Enjoy this vomit inducing catshite and join me in laughing until you shit your kidneys out at the American gayers and the saccharine bollock sweat they circulate:




Your cell phone is in your pocket.

He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.





PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING!





Your cell phone is in your pocket.

He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.

You walk down the beach, staring
at all the pretty girls.
He patrols the streets, searching
for insurgents and terrorists.



He's told he will be held over an
extra 2 months.

You crawl into your soft bed, with
down pillows, and get comfortable.
He tries to sleep but gets woken by mortars and helicopters all night long.






You call your girlfriend and set a
date for tonight.
He waits for the mail to see if there
is a letter from home.



You hug and kiss your girlfriend,
like you do everyday.
He holds his letter close and smells
his love's perfume.



You stay at home and watch TV.
He takes whatever time he is given
to call, write home, sleep, and eat.




You roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He gets a letter with pictures of his
new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.

You are asked to do some thing by
your parents. You don't.
He does exactly what he is told even
if it puts his life in danger.


You criticize your government, and
say that war never solves anything.
He sees the innocent tortured and
killed by their own people and
remembers why he is fighting.

You see only what the media wants
you to see.
He sees the broken bodies lying
around him.




You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.
He hears the gunfire, bombs and
screams of the wounded.

REMEMBER our Troops, and do not
forget them LATER
Lest we forget -
KEEP THE CHAIN GOING






No. I won't you gayer.
 

K640

War Hero
Fucking hell what a cringeworthy bucket of shite. I hope you hunt down whoever sent you this and rape their kids.
 
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guestm

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K640 said:
Fucking hell what a cringeworthy bucket of shite. I hope you hunt down whoever sent you this and rape their kids.
Actually, in a way I already have. Long story.
 
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guestm

Guest
K640 said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
K640 said:
Fucking hell what a cringeworthy bucket of shite. I hope you hunt down whoever sent you this and rape their kids.
Actually, in a way I already have. Long story.
Get typing then.
In short, my girlfriend's mum sent me it. They have yank family and loooove that kind of twattage.
 

Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
There's a similar one kicking around about a US soldier in uniform at an airport being given a round of applause as he walked through a civilian airport, then supposedly giving a hug to the little daughter of a soldier overseas, whom he spoke to on a walkie-talkie: http://www.snopes.com/glurge/daughter.asp

Even worse, some retard has altered the locations & nationality & is emailing it in UK stating it was a British soldier. If it was, he would be locked-up for grooming & the editor of the email given life for spouting utter crap.
 
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Ninja_Stoker said:
There's a similar one kicking around about a US soldier in uniform at an airport being given a round of applause as he walked through a civilian airport, then supposedly giving a hug to the little daughter of a soldier overseas, whom he spoke to on a walkie-talkie: http://www.snopes.com/glurge/daughter.asp

Even worse, some retard has altered the locations & nationality & is emailing it in UK stating it was a British soldier. If it was, he would be locked-up for grooming & the editor of the email given life for spouting utter crap.
That's one of my favourites. It fills my heart with joy.
 

Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
labrum said:
You heartless bastards! I'm filling up here, need to take a moment...
Sorry to hear that. Here, have a hanky...

As a matter of interest, I have part ownership of a diamond mine in Nigeria & was wondering if you could see your way to lending me a few quid to courier my stash out of Somalia?
 

Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
Guns said:
Hay, you said I had first dibbs on those diamonds!!!!!!
You have on the first mine, this is the other one.

Now, if you could just send me the card number (it's the long one on the front), the expiry date, & security code (last three on the back), I'll stop emailing.

Ta.
 

labrum

War Hero
Ninja_Stoker said:
labrum said:
You heartless bastards! I'm filling up here, need to take a moment...
Sorry to hear that. Here, have a hanky...

As a matter of interest, I have part ownership of a diamond mine in Nigeria & was wondering if you could see your way to lending me a few quid to courier my stash out of Somalia?
Really!? Can I really trust you though? Weren't you the guy who bought my mobile phone on ebay? I'm still waiting for the Western Union transfer... :?: :oops:
 
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In comparison, look at these battle hardened warriors of ours. Despite the horrific loss of their careers and hideous acts they had to commit for us all, they maintain dignity. No tears here.

 
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