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Y-Fronts?

pugfrom83

Lantern Swinger
tuts said:
This is a BIG pet hate between my best friend and I. Under no circumstances should any male wear boxing shorts/boxers, what ever you may call them, they're ugly! Stick with the piss stained Y-Fronts, it's the way forward.

What about a tolerance of 'mars bars' as well ?
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
One big advantage of y-fronts and briefs. When you follow through the resultant log stays in place and doesn't knacker your run ashore trolleys. A pack of nix costs less than a pair of trolleys and nix are easier to ditch over someones hedge which enables you to continue the run ashore still fully clothed.....not that I've done it you understand, just a theory
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
WreckerL said:
One big advantage of y-fronts and briefs. When you follow through the resultant log stays in place and doesn't knacker your run ashore trolleys. A pack of nix costs less than a pair of trolleys and nix are easier to ditch over someones hedge which enables you to continue the run ashore still fully clothed.....not that I've done it you understand, just a theory

Left mine in the Gash Bin outside Bernards Naval Tailors in Faslane
once, having just got back from a long trip, and was in a rush to
get off on weekend. Just emptied my grip of sox/nix etc into the bin
and ran up a bill in Bernards shop for some slightly less-crusty variants.

Needs must.
 
The log has to be fully formed though. The first time a Grand Slam happened to me was in Chatham after a call round to see my mate Dhobey Bucket. I cleared my pile of tinnies and then had to go ashore with the reprobates from the Snakey. I don't think we'd
got very far, possibly the Army & Navy, when I had to go outside for a tactical vomit. Unfortunately the rest of my orifices let me down, and I had to ditch my knicks, purely as a health and safety issue you understand, and shoot through on the lads.

Boy, was my name mud, but you can see why the option of giving my Y fronts a dhobey was never going to happen.
 

seafarer1939

War Hero
Mate showed me a porn catalogue from some wife's get together in houses,don't know the name but it's Summers or something.
It was a pair of woman's panties with a rubber nudger attachment sewed to the crotch!
The idea was women used it for dancing and by doing the deed they could get thrills at the same time!
I must have lived a sheltered life,I've never heard of such a thing not even in Bugis St.
My mate moaned that there was nothing for us men so I told him to put them on with the rubber hubby at the back!
He didn't think it was funny but now when I see women dancing with a dreamy smile, I just wonder if? I'll go blind shortly!
 

seafarer1939

War Hero
I haven't that's very true,but I've been with plenty who ended up with my eggs inside of them! WTF are "love Eggs?" heard about those metal balls some women are supposed to insert in your haws-pipe and pull them out on the vinegars.
Plenty told me they had had it done but under further interrogation they only,like me,had heard of it.
Sod that,my piles wouldn't take that!
 

Stirling

Banned
2 stainless steel balls held close together with cord inserted into front bottom, as the lady moves about they click together and vibrate giving said lady much pleasure, if you see a lady jogging with loads of slaver and snot down her front she probably has 'them' in and is on her 4th orgasm.
 
M+S underwear 8O
I certainly hope you are not used to walking far. It seems that all their Yfronts are made for nine year old Vietnamese pre pubescents.
There's no decent room in them for your nadgers and I suspect you will rue the day you wear them.
They chafe something 'orrid.
 
I gave up these things many years ago, after a disastrous attempt to have a pee in the toilet of the Mucky Duck in Pompey.

Didin't realise that getting ready for a run ashore, I'd put the damned things on inside out ...... having a bladderful of Whitbread Tankard, and wearing slate grey trollies, you can guess the result !

One trouser leg rather darker (and wetter) than the other ..... :oops:

But being an upstanding die-hard Jack, I carried on regardless ... :D
 

pugfrom83

Lantern Swinger
sussex2 said:
M+S underwear 8O
I certainly hope you are not used to walking far. It seems that all their Yfronts are made for nine year old Vietnamese pre pubescents.
There's no decent room in them for your nadgers and I suspect you will rue the day you wear them.
They chafe something 'orrid.

Next time Sussex, try buying from the "mens" dept :wink:
 
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