The wife came in yesterday from shopping and had bought me 10 pairs of M&S Y- Fronts[in various colours!but no brown!] as apart from my usual boxers and a dozen thongs![OK! maybe no thongs] so. 1.Is this the end of our sex life? 2.Is she frightened after all these years that the baby mammoth will still pop out in bed, looking for action and food? 3.Is she fed up of the constant wet patch that appears on the trousers front whenever we dine out, after a bog visit? 4.Does she think they are better for muffling blow backs to any degree? 5.Does she want me to look a bit like Ashley Cole in that famous picture? 6.Does she think that a belly hanging over boxers is worse than a belly hanging over Y-Fronts? 7.There's no better feeling than going to sleep just after slapping it on her leg,seems that's out. 8.Are Y-Fronts more skid resistant ? I post some irrelevant crap don't I? PS. If you are left handed do you have to turn the Y-Fronts inside out to use?