Lantern Swinger
nothing to do with the weather but who cares:
A woman visits her chinese doctor and explains she has not had sex for over 5 years and was feeling very frustratred.
Doctor tells her to strip naked and get to the floor on all fours;
now cwarl vewy vewy fast to other side of room, which the woman does,
now turn awound and cwarl back to this side of the room vewy vewy fast, which the woman does.
ah so said the doctor i know pwoblem, you have ed shedadery disease.
my god said the woman - what is ed shadedery disease.
doctor - your arse look ed shadery like your face - that why you get no sex.