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flynavy

Lantern Swinger
Do any of you serving or ex serving have any good quotes i can put onto write ups, you know along the lines of "even mickey mouse has a AB Bloggs watch" "working with this man is like trying to knit with Fog!" etc etc

look forward to your contributions
 

Geoff_Wessex

Lantern Swinger
Steward Platelayer uses the Royal Navy purely as a means of transporting his penis from port to port around the world.

or

"His men will follow him anywhere - if only out of curiosity"

or

"AB Scrote sets himself extremely low standards and still fails to reach them"
 

sidon55

Lantern Swinger
If can pick up the book "In Confidence" by Rick Jolly you will find all the quotes you need. Got my copy from the Museum at RN Airbase, Yeovilton last year, price 9.95
 
do not breed from this officer

this man is a model leading hand,it is a pity hes not a working model.

she opens her mouth only to change feet

this man has reached rock bottom and started to dig.

conncur with sidon 55 ihad the book years ago god knows where it is now.
 

Ratrat

Lantern Swinger
sidon55 said:
If can pick up the book "In Confidence" by Rick Jolly you will find all the quotes you need. Got my copy from the Museum at RN Airbase, Yeovilton last year, price 9.95

Agree with Sidon55 - I still have a copy on the bookshelf. Still gets me smiling!
 
From Plod Source, well me actually

"Det. Con. **** shows scant regard for Houte Couture"

I remained true to my Scruffy Submarine Days.

Nutty
 
He's so dense, light bends around him.

He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire
satisfaction.

He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

This Officer should go far . . . and the sooner he starts, the better.

The only ship I would recommend for this man is citizenship.
 

RoofRat

War Hero
I remember this one very well,
" Petty Officer####### can be relied upon to achieve very good results, allbeit by devious means". :oops:

RoofRat
 
"Every village is entitled to an idiot. This man is depriving some village of its idiot"

"I would not add this man's sperm to the gene pool even if he was the last man on earth"

"She is not the sharpest knife in the draw"

Nutty
 

Juvenal

Newbie
My personal favourite from Rick Jolly's tome: 'We were disappointed to hear that this student pilot planned to leave in the near future. We had hoped he would have left by the end of the week.'
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
This man puts out an air of supreme confidence, with absolutely no foundation

That was written on a new Plods appraisal and summed him up perfectly
 
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