Wren goes to heaven


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This Wren gets killed in a bizarre dhobeying accident and goes to heaven.

She is met at the gates by St Peter and everything is going well until she hears screaming coming from inside the holy gates.

"What's all that screaming?" she asks.

"Oh" says Pete, "That's some new arrivals getting holes drilled in their back and neck for their wings and haloes to be fitted."

"Oo-er!" she says, "I think I'd be better off in hell!"

Pete sternly says "If you go to hell you'll get raped, buggered and spitroasted!"

"But I've already got the holes for that!" she says.

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