Would you like to be reborn as a woman? and why?

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  1. yes

  2. maybe

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  1. saw this in another forum - and just wondered..................................
  2. to get it started-

    Uh, no, I would choose to be a man. They've got it much easier.

    1. Can pee standing up.
    2. No period, no PMS.
    3. No childbirth.
    4. They don't have to "do their hair". In fact can go bald and it's sexy(to some!)
    5. Can pee standing up.
    6. Can pee standing up.
    7. Will not pee all over themselves while peeing in the woods due to 1, 5 and 6.
    8. Higher salaries for same amount of work.
    9. No mood swings.
    10. Less insecurities.
    11. Less is expected of them.
  3. Hell yes, three words. My. Own. Boobs!
  4. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Damn right I would, I'd have every toy ever invented and would be the worlds biggest slag, just imagine...going to the pub, getting free beer all night and a garuanteed shag.....Oh please God next time make me a girlie.....But I wouldn't swallow...
  5. If I was reborn as a woman I would be a lesbian , mmmmmmmm, :wink:
  6. No but I know a few blokes who should have been!
  7. ooer - something wrong in my life then. Apart from the ability to pee standing up, I didn't realise I was so well off........must go and have a chat with someone.

    Mind you, to come back as a woman....

    1. Bathing in asses milk all day.
    2. Pampering oneself to the max.
    3. Wearing sexy stuff just because you can.
    4. Ability to pick and choose any mate you want because you know men are all gagging for it.
    5. Farts always smell of rose petals.
    6. Ability to be completely unreasonable and stubborn and get away with it - because you're a woman.
    7. Irrationality at any time of your choosing.
    8. I'll get me coat...........

  8. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAY ... been a girlie all my life I want to come back as a man....... cool... for the same reason as..another

    hell yes my own willie................
  9. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    you can borrow mine if you want josie......... :twisted:
  10. You got this thing about men being able to piss standing up BH?
    (re: #1,5 and 6!!!)
    Seen women that can do that so what's the problem???
  11. :twisted: :twisted: me 2 josie -
    does it get in the way......................
    whats it like 2 have 2 brains - but be ruled mainly by one...............
    free to fart without being frowned at -- or belch..................
    oh the freedom of men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
  12. ....to have their one reason in life be ruled by women.........!!

  13. If you're a good girl Josie you'll get LOTS of willies!!! :grin: :grin:
  14. no :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
    - but it must be handy at times - especially in pubs or clubs - never a massive queue for the blokes!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. Women's faults are many,
    Men have only two,
    Everything they say,
    And everything they do........
  16. You wouldn't swallow what WB.....all that free beer???? :wink:
  17. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    swallow that pinta, i'd gargle the other :mrgreen:
  18. Must admit it's handy when writing things in the snow!!....especially when it's in my girls handwriting!!
  19. Three more words:

    Boobs. Bar of soap. Shower.
  20. Oh. My. God!

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