Why would anyone want to confess on line? What would be the point unless they were treating it as some kind of Advice Column in the hopes of an absolution which would mean bugger all as it doesn't come from the person or persons who have been wronged or offended.
Best not to do anything which needs confession in the first place.
Why confess ? I haven't done anything wrong - mind you I was in bit of a state on Thursday night and her from the supermarket was being more than a little bit friendly while we were outside having a fag.............
I have nothing to confess, cos' (at the Gspot) they taught us to be good n' honest and to always volunteer - and my personal favourite 'Never help a woman downward' ....... (cough, cough !!)