Would ya, could ya?

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  1. Ok lads and lasses, a bit of fun here. As a gay guy I don't have sex with women, but IF I were to be straight, who would I do if I had the chance?
    The question is who would you all do (theoretically of course), straight guys have to choose a guy, straight women have to choose a woman, gay guys and lesbians have to choose the opposite sex...........it's a game, nothing serious......have fun!

    Here's my list:

    Shania Twain (Oh god yes!)
    Kate Mulgrew (actress)
    Charlize Theron.....(she could ask nicely)

    Ok, if you're game for a laugh, go for it....

    I may add to this later as I think of more hot women.... :thumright:

  2. can I say myself?
  3. LOL, well of course you can, it's a bit of fun. Mind you if I could do that, I wouldn't have needed a husband.......................lol.
  4. Sorry mate, can't do it!

    I can't think of even one single male that I would entertain the thought of having sex with.

    Mind you, I suppose I could give Jack Bauer a hand job, if I was wearing a boxing glove, IF it meant I could get a night with his daughter ;)

    Who am I kidding? A NIGHT with her? That would be 5 minutes of heaven followed by a quick snout and eight hours of snoring :D
  5. Lamri, you kill me.......
  6. What did I say?

    Oh I know, forgot to mention the obligatory sick bag!

    For her, of course!
  7. I would like to give Santa a good fecking. With an upturned Christmas Tree. Every year I get the same boring tin of biscuits and silly Noel Edmonds type pullovers!

    What happened to the Canon 300mm F4L EF USM Image Stabilizer Lens and Canon 50D. Tawt!!!
  8. I'd like to ask one question of every single straight guy.......have you never looked at another guy and thought...."Bastard, why are you so good looking and trap all the birds?" If so, is that because the guy is competition for potential [email protected] or because you can ACTUALLY recognise another man as being good looking?
  9. Ahh, well the problem here is Santa, he's a lying fecker and shouldn't be trusted.
  10. http://www.rovedaily.com.au/home.htm
    Linky to Oz TV show 'Rove', named after the host, where he asks his guests, Hollywood stars promoting movies, musicians promoing their latest album etc, "Who would you turn gay for?".
    Recent guest include Daniel Craig, and Chris Rock.
    I reckon those two, my reasoning...
    Daniel Craig, then I could claim to have f@$#ed James Bond.
    Chris Rock just for the crazy BS he'd spout as he was getting it, hopefully funny enough to make me forget why he was spouting it.
    Extremely unlikely to happen (Duh Ya Thunk!) so it's not as though anyones going to know about my choices is it......Oh sh!# where's the delete button again?
  11. Can't really think of anyone, sorry, how about you give us some examples and we choose one?
  12. That's the spirit NZ, it's not on oath FFS.........and yeah Daniel Craig I'd do, but just to make it hurt....lol.
  13. Yeah that fecker Daniel Craig was down the pub last night with his mates Pierce, Roger and Sean, I told 'em straight to feck off out of it and give some of us ugly barstewards a chance, well it all kicked off, without their stuntmen and bodyguards their a bunch of poofs, I was only in casualty for 3 hours!!
    It's not their looks that worry me it's their Bank accounts, that and the Ferrari parked out front gets the birds everytime.
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  15. OK, as a gay man I'll give you some hints as to who "I" think may be eligible....

    Brad Pitt
    Chris Pine
    Joshua Jackson
    George Clooney
    Ben Affleck.

    Ok, the ball is rolling............
  16. Hmmmmm........ Think I would have to say Brad Pitt then or maybe the stig just to find out who he is.
  17. Remember the adage, BCSD from "Personal Services".... Big car, small, [email protected] They were all inadequate..... :thumright:
  18. In the spirit of the thing, though the thought of having sex with anything lacking body hair fills me with absolute horror.... it'd have to be.... er....



    Sigourney Weaver...... :drool:
  19. Do you have to bowl or keep the wicket?

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