Would I lie to you


Royal sitting next to an essence party on an aeroplane.
He plucks up courage and begins a conversation.
She tells him she is an international, high class hooker.
Royal asks her what her best clients are.
She says Red Indians for their length and shape of todger and Scotsmen for their stamina.
She also says that when she meets Red Indians or Scots that she must have sex with them and charges them nothing.
Royal being polite asks her name and she says Honey.
Being a pleasant girl she asks Royal his to which he replies,
Tonto Mactavish!