>Terry Wogan................"The f***ing Floral Dance"
I remember people wandering about like "Blott on the landscape" trying to pharump along to it. Im sure Wogan made a chuffing mint from it too.
>The Theme song from "The Snowman" by that screeching former Choirboy with no bollocks.
Peter Auty actually sang the version in the cartoon "The Snowman", but I think you mean Aled Jones "Walking in the air". Dodgy jumpers and crap hair. His balls dropped (at sixteen!!) and now he has two kids (well, his mrs does...:muhaha: ) Now he's released a version with him singing in baritone with his old self. Like the creepy older brother of Charlotte Church or something. He's from Anglesey which explains a lot. Part time Amen wallah on songs of praise, Im sure Thora would approve.
>The Wurzels bastard "Combine-Harvester"
"I'll give you the key", and I'll give you an axe in your head you sheep fondling weirdo. 'Kin Zoider drinkers.....
>Owt by "Kid Creole & the Coconuts"
"Annie, Im not your daddy", the DNA test results beg to differ Mr Creole.
>Rolf Harris murdering Led Zeps "Stairway to Heaven"
Can you tell what it is yet? I'll tie your c***ing kangaroo down alright, Rolf.
I bet stylophones go for a mint on ebay these days.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Rolf-Harris-Sty...oryZ3284QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>Joe Dolce....."Shaddup you Face"
"Whats a matta you". Ill tell you whats the matter, I cant go back in time and erase you from reality. Claims to be "Italian" but he's from Ohio.