What's the worst pop song ever? Here's my take. 1.”Shaddup your Face” 2.”The Birdy song”[Once told a man who asked me to play it to Feck Off,I'm a musician!] 3.”Matchsticks/Men bloody song 4.Max Bygraves and Ken Dodd anything by them I reckon I could find more but that'll do for now Oh! and bloody Cliff Richard prancing around in tight red trousers singing the Lords Prayer[pass the sick bag for that one!] Question! How did Freddie Mercury manage to be gay with buck teeth like that! When your old “Gums on your plums” is better!