Worst Pop song Ever?

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  1. What's the worst pop song ever?
    Here's my take.
    1.”Shaddup your Face”
    2.”The Birdy song”[Once told a man who asked me to play it to Feck Off,I'm a musician!]
    3.”Matchsticks/Men bloody song
    4.Max Bygraves and Ken Dodd anything by them
    I reckon I could find more but that'll do for now
    Oh! and bloody Cliff Richard prancing around in tight red trousers singing the Lords Prayer[pass the sick bag for that one!]

    Question! How did Freddie Mercury manage to be gay with buck teeth like that!
    When your old “Gums on your plums” is better!
  2. Agadoo....
  3. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I hate fucking everything.
  4. Anything by Paperlace
  5. jockpopeye

    jockpopeye Badgeman Book Reviewer

    Cuurently anything by Adele, what a bag of shit!
  6. Well stop fucking everything.
  7. I believe that he was a giver rather than a taker.
  8. The day that "The Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia" sung by Laurel and Hardy
    went straight to Number One because John Peel gave it some airplay on his
    radio show.
    The "Christmas Number One". They all do my crust in 'cos they're all complete
    and utter bollocks and are usually just hyped-up turgid shite sung by desperate
    moronic twonks who just want money and they should all f**k off, have a heart
    attack and die very, very slowly.

    (Susan Boyles single "Wild Horses" is brilliant and her CD don't half bugger up
    your microwave if you chuck it in it and set the dial to *Roast* for five minutes.)

  9. What about “Grandad” from the 70s, featuring Clive Dunn and that gap toothed girl with her classmates. Now that was bad.
  10. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I fucking hate that song. As for that gap toothed munter, i'd play her teeth like a xylophone, with a lump hammer.
  11. This is much worse.
  12. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Joe. Why would you do that? You cruel fucker. I actually watched that bloody link.
  13. Didn't Telly Savalas go to No 1 speaking only, the song "IF?" or was that Lee Marvin?I can't remember but for someone who speaks the lyrics and gets to the top,makes it a joke!
    Oh! Hang on! I forget about all that Rap Crap but that's not music is it? they just want to speak about blowing coppers away. Twats!
  14. I was hoping people would. How far did you get?
  15. Sir Terence Wogan and his f***ing Floral Dance. There's a single that
    could replace water-boarding as a form of torture for terrorist suspects.
    Boom THAT out for 24 hours at 500 decibels in a darkened cell and the
    poor slob would grass his own mum up.
  16. That was Telly. Didn't David Soul have a similar spoken 'hit'? And William Shatner had one too.

    Edited to add, Lee Marvin spoke Wandrin' Star from Paint your Wagon, iirc.
  17. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    All of it.

    Mind you, Grandma herself had me nursing a semi.
  18. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Shatner's spoken "Common People" by Pulp is so fucking bad, it's genius.
  19. Please don't get me started on this. Think we've been round this buoy before. They're all commercial crap designed to entice money out of gullible peoples pockets and going straight into the pockets of the likes of that twat Cowell. Yes, I know he's rich - but still a twat.
  20. the little white bull by tommy steele deserves a mensh

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