Worst Pop song Ever?

#1
What's the worst pop song ever?
Here's my take.
1.”Shaddup your Face”
2.”The Birdy song”[Once told a man who asked me to play it to Feck Off,I'm a musician!]
3.”Matchsticks/Men bloody song
4.Max Bygraves and Ken Dodd anything by them
I reckon I could find more but that'll do for now
Oh! and bloody Cliff Richard prancing around in tight red trousers singing the Lords Prayer[pass the sick bag for that one!]

Question! How did Freddie Mercury manage to be gay with buck teeth like that!
When your old “Gums on your plums” is better!
 
#8
The day that "The Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia" sung by Laurel and Hardy
went straight to Number One because John Peel gave it some airplay on his
radio show.
The "Christmas Number One". They all do my crust in 'cos they're all complete
and utter bollocks and are usually just hyped-up turgid shite sung by desperate
moronic twonks who just want money and they should all f**k off, have a heart
attack and die very, very slowly.

(Susan Boyles single "Wild Horses" is brilliant and her CD don't half bugger up
your microwave if you chuck it in it and set the dial to *Roast* for five minutes.)

B.N.M.
 
#9
What about “Grandad” from the 70s, featuring Clive Dunn and that gap toothed girl with her classmates. Now that was bad.
 

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#10
What about “Grandad” from the 70s, featuring Clive Dunn and that gap toothed girl with her classmates. Now that was bad.
I fucking hate that song. As for that gap toothed munter, i'd play her teeth like a xylophone, with a lump hammer.
 
#11
I fucking hate that song. As for that gap toothed munter, i'd play her teeth like a xylophone, with a lump hammer.
This is much worse.
[video]http://www.google.co.uk/url?url=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DrsXJcIODLtQ&rct=j&sa=X&ei=Zi7mTd-iMJKo8QOD4_TpCg&ved=0CBkQuAIwAA&q=there%27s+no+one+quite+like+grandma&usg=AFQjCNFiIOVPwZpspbXOExOWCHEa9yT47g[/video]
 
#13
Didn't Telly Savalas go to No 1 speaking only, the song "IF?" or was that Lee Marvin?I can't remember but for someone who speaks the lyrics and gets to the top,makes it a joke!
Oh! Hang on! I forget about all that Rap Crap but that's not music is it? they just want to speak about blowing coppers away. Twats!
 
#15
Sir Terence Wogan and his f***ing Floral Dance. There's a single that
could replace water-boarding as a form of torture for terrorist suspects.
Boom THAT out for 24 hours at 500 decibels in a darkened cell and the
poor slob would grass his own mum up.
 
#16
Didn't Telly Savalas go to No 1 speaking only, the song "IF?" or was that Lee Marvin?I can't remember but for someone who speaks the lyrics and gets to the top,makes it a joke!
Oh! Hang on! I forget about all that Rap Crap but that's not music is it? they just want to speak about blowing coppers away. Twats!
That was Telly. Didn't David Soul have a similar spoken 'hit'? And William Shatner had one too.

Edited to add, Lee Marvin spoke Wandrin' Star from Paint your Wagon, iirc.
 
#19
Please don't get me started on this. Think we've been round this buoy before. They're all commercial crap designed to entice money out of gullible peoples pockets and going straight into the pockets of the likes of that twat Cowell. Yes, I know he's rich - but still a twat.
 
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