worst chat up lines

[Sparrowhawk01]

I tried "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Unfortunatley she replied "Unfertilized, now **** off fatty!".
I think she was overawed by my presence.

 

[trelawney126]

He shouting after blonde woman

"Hey luv you've dropped something!"
Totally ignored remark.

" OK"shouts he "Bleed to Death!"

 

[Montigny_La_Palisse]

At the local mong-meet:

Get your bib, you've drooled.

Brilliant! My new favourite.

 

[Trooped_Again]

Are you Jewish?

No.

Are you sure you're not Jewish?

Nooo!

Are you sure...

I'm not Jewish why?

Because you've got some F**king nose on you!

Gen Dit...some disco in Brizzel...Stevie M., if you're reading this...you are one smooth barsteward!

 

[Caligula]

Nice legs, what time do they open

mind you I've used that one with some success in the past

 

[Tristan]

Suck on this kiddo.

 

[seisobs]

I remember trapping a "Bird" at the Star in Gosport years ago, went back to her place to get down to business, she said "You ain't got a very big c - - k, have you"!

I said "You won't mind if I stick it up you arse then"!

 

[joe_145]

GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE LADS!!!!

 

[IDOITDEEPER]

Would you mind if I kissed you?

She: Yes I would mind.

Fair enough remain a frog all your fcuking life!



Have a nice day
IDOITDEEPER

 

[Oomallac]

"No I am English"

My answer to 2 young (attractive) american girls asking if I was American.

Result completely kanackered sore bits and
48 hours adrift
14 days no. 9s
all bar one of these was spent at sea!

I'd do it all again if I could........... Happy days indeed

 

[rod-gearing]

Im doing this for a bet,want to split the dosh?