worst chat up lines

whats the worst chat up lines you have ever heard on a night on the pull round town.

a few of my favourite are:

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

fire away guys there must be some good ones on here.

 

Emmas in Gosport stood with another submariner,two gronks look at us and my mate says "Move along these are not the droids you are looking for" to them, they just walked on,classic moment!

 

Yer don't sweat much for a fat lass

 

"Get you coat, you've trapped".

 

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

 

Have you returned to the fold Jerry???

(That`s not a chat up line by the way!!, though if it is Jerry, it could be!!)

 

Would you care for a dance? No.

Would you like a drink? NO.

I suppose a Fcuk is out the question then? WOLLOP :violent1:


I`ll take that as a no then.

 

Shhh, don't tell mummy, it'll be our little secret.

 

Whilst on Barrack Guard at Nelson, one of the PO of the watches (stoker IIRC) came back after a run ashore and recounted how he had seen a woman with red leggings on. He walked up to her and said "when you've cleaned up the mess wanna dance?"
It may explain why he came back onboard that evening ...

 

Very nice one !! :thumbright:

The office are now looking at me trying not to spill more coffee !!

:lol:

 

:roll: How would you like to wrap your laughing tackle round this bastard?

 

if i was to re-arange the alphabet id put u and i together

you must be a parking ticket cos you got fine writtin all over you

 

Find one woman with a glass of something. Walk up, dip your hand into the drink and fish out the ice. Smash said ice on the floor.

"Right, that's broken the ice, so my room or yours?"

 

Or, find one woman with a glass of something. Walk up, knock the glass out of her hand, stick the nut on her and say:

"Right, that's your nose broken, now get in the car cnut."

 

Seen that done, too...

 

Fcuk, I mis-read the thread title, my two were my most succesful ones.

 

Do you fcuk love?
Not until I met you , smooth talking barsteward that you are. .

 

Kiss her hand.....''You taste good, I would bet your minge tastes better''

 

I once had a guy say to me that my breasts were the sixth best he had ever seen and surely I would want to make the top 5..and all he needed was a feel to move me up the ratings!! I really don't know how he thought that would work on me.

 

On a DTS with a booty oppo, gorgeous bird across the road trying to run in high heels....HE..''Don't run luv you will heat your water''
...SHE..''well you have no chance of scalding your cock in it ''