worst chat up lines

[docherty]

whats the worst chat up lines you have ever heard on a night on the pull round town.

a few of my favourite are:

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

fire away guys there must be some good ones on here.

 

[BARNEYRNSM]

Emmas in Gosport stood with another submariner,two gronks look at us and my mate says "Move along these are not the droids you are looking for" to them, they just walked on,classic moment!

 

[Aldis]

Yer don't sweat much for a fat lass

 

[seisobs]

"Get you coat, you've trapped".

 

[SirRunsAlot]

whats the worst chat up lines you have ever heard on a night on the pull round town.

a few of my favourite are:

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

fire away guys there must be some good ones on here.

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

whats the worst chat up lines you have ever heard on a night on the pull round town.

a few of my favourite are:

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

fire away guys there must be some good ones on here.

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Have you returned to the fold Jerry???

(That`s not a chat up line by the way!!, though if it is Jerry, it could be!!)

 

[Topstop]

Would you care for a dance? No.

Would you like a drink? NO.

I suppose a Fcuk is out the question then? WOLLOP :violent1:


I`ll take that as a no then.

 

[Montigny_La_Palisse]

Shhh, don't tell mummy, it'll be our little secret.

 

[flymo]

Whilst on Barrack Guard at Nelson, one of the PO of the watches (stoker IIRC) came back after a run ashore and recounted how he had seen a woman with red leggings on. He walked up to her and said "when you've cleaned up the mess wanna dance?"
It may explain why he came back onboard that evening ...

 

[whitemouse]

Whilst on Barrack Guard at Nelson, one of the PO of the watches (stoker IIRC) came back after a run ashore and recounted how he had seen a woman with red leggings on. He walked up to her and said "when you've cleaned up the mess wanna dance?"
It may explain why he came back onboard that evening ...

Very nice one !! :thumbright:

The office are now looking at me trying not to spill more coffee !!

:lol:

 

[jesse]

:roll: How would you like to wrap your laughing tackle round this bastard?

 

[chrisj09]

if i was to re-arange the alphabet id put u and i together

you must be a parking ticket cos you got fine writtin all over you