worst chat up lines

docherty

Badgeman
whats the worst chat up lines you have ever heard on a night on the pull round town.

a few of my favourite are:

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

fire away guys there must be some good ones on here.
 

BARNEYRNSM

War Hero
Emmas in Gosport stood with another submariner,two gronks look at us and my mate says "Move along these are not the droids you are looking for" to them, they just walked on,classic moment!
 

SirRunsAlot

Badgeman
docherty said:
whats the worst chat up lines you have ever heard on a night on the pull round town.

a few of my favourite are:

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

fire away guys there must be some good ones on here.

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

Get your coat, I've got a knife.
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
SirRunsAlot said:
docherty said:
whats the worst chat up lines you have ever heard on a night on the pull round town.

a few of my favourite are:

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

fire away guys there must be some good ones on here.

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

Get your coat, I've got a knife.


Have you returned to the fold Jerry???

(That`s not a chat up line by the way!!, though if it is Jerry, it could be!!) :D
 

Topstop

War Hero
Would you care for a dance? No.

Would you like a drink? NO.

I suppose a Fcuk is out the question then? WOLLOP :violent1:


I`ll take that as a no then.
 

flymo

War Hero
Whilst on Barrack Guard at Nelson, one of the PO of the watches (stoker IIRC) came back after a run ashore and recounted how he had seen a woman with red leggings on. He walked up to her and said "when you've cleaned up the mess wanna dance?"
It may explain why he came back onboard that evening ...
 
flymo said:
Whilst on Barrack Guard at Nelson, one of the PO of the watches (stoker IIRC) came back after a run ashore and recounted how he had seen a woman with red leggings on. He walked up to her and said "when you've cleaned up the mess wanna dance?"
It may explain why he came back onboard that evening ...

Very nice one !! :thumbright:

The office are now looking at me trying not to spill more coffee !!

:lol:
 

chrisj09

Lantern Swinger
if i was to re-arange the alphabet id put u and i together

you must be a parking ticket cos you got fine writtin all over you
 
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