Worlds Shortest Horror Story!

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  1. In Victorian England a weary traveller booked into a lonely Inn.
    After a good dinner he retired only to awake in the night knowing and feeling he was not alone!
    Petrified he reached out to try and get the candle lighted knowing there was evil in the room! and close!
    In complete darkness something put the box of matches into his outstretched hand!!!!!


    There you go the world's shortest horror story, add to it if you want or make another, and sleep well the next few days!
     
  2. I got married, story continues:blob2:
     
  3. Or Big Sylvia said it was time to ante up and Feck Off!
     
  4. 10 Seconds

    Ten: The car had crossed to the wrong side of the road and the bike rider hit it
    head on at almost sixty five miles per hour.
    Nine: He flew across the bonnet of the car, smashed into the windscreen with
    terrible force and his neck snapped like a dry twig.
    Eight: Still alive, he hurtled over the car like a leather-clad rag doll - limbs flailing
    uselessly - he hit the road surface and continued along it - still moving at almost
    fifty miles an hour.
    Seven: His wrists broke, his leg bones cracked apart and his leathers began to
    shred - the road surface ate its way through the leathers, and then his jeans.
    Six: Human skin was shaved away as he slid helplessly along the road. It was
    fortunate that his neck was broken and that he had lost all feeling.
    Five: His forward momentum was slowing and instead of slithering along the
    roads surface, his body now rolled over, and over, legs and arms smashing into
    the tarmac.
    Four: He stopped moving. He was still alive, still conscious and laying on his back
    completely numb, bleeding internally, shattered leg bones protruding through
    torn skin.
    Three: I'm alive! ****! I can't feel anything.....but I'm still here!
    Two: The lorry driver had absolutely no chance to stop and his vehicle crushed
    the remaining life out of the bike riders broken body.
    One.
     
  5. All leave was cancelled.
     
  6. The Bar shut.
     
  7. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Here's a little horror story..... for the bloke involved...
    A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.
    Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.
    The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.
    The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.
    To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.
    The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.
    “On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.
    After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.
    The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.
    The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.

    gotta love the newspapers name...:)



     

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