Following the massive deficit caused by bankers' delusions of economic compitence and pollies dodgy expense claims, the RN is abandoning its Aircraft carrier programme and instead is converting our nuclear powered boats into submarine aircraft carriers or Woomarines. Pusser is seeking volunteer Woos to undergo training as Submarine WAFUs in a new branch. Those entering this new branch will be known as Submarwoos. If you are interested in transferring to be a Submarwoo, please contact Scousey, who has been appointed Woomarine Recruitment Coordinator. Suggestions welcome.