Women and engineering just does not work

IB08

Lantern Swinger
#3
Astronauts are incredibly fit, intelligent poeple, I doubt the fact that she is female had much to do with it tbh. I have a lot of respect for all of them.
 
#5
A woman's place is in the kitchen preparing food for her man. Unless her man requires a cuppa tea in bed before he prepares himself for the day ahead. On his return dinner will be cooked and another cuppa tea already poured on the table.

The woman may be granted permission to go out to work this will be allowed but her hours of work must not clash with her household duties cooking cleaning etc. The woman is allowed to watch Strictly Come Dancing, Corrie and Emmerdale so long as her duties in the home are fufilled and the vegetable plot is weeded and vegetables harvested.


This is the woman here now it is my turn while he finds his car keys!!!!!!!!!


And God Created Man
And God created woman.
She had two arms, two legs and three breasts.
And it was good.

And God asked woman what she would like changed about herself.
And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.
And it was good.

She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless boob...

And God created man.

TEN REASONS WHY GOD CREATED WOMAN


10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions.

9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)

8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.

7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the empties.

5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labour pains and childbirth.

4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools or car keys.

3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.

2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone." And the Number One reason of all....

1. God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that!!"
 
#8
Tsk. You would miss us if we were not here.

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you .

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Of course the rest is history.
 

Seadog

War Hero
Moderator
#9
Let the male ME who has never dropped a spanner in the bilge; and not bothered his lazy, fat, delicate, don't want to get dirty, it's too close to stand easy/scran, stupid, clumsy arrse to recover it (twats to man) cast the first stone.

Right, that's that off my chest.
 
#10
It's the sheer terror of letting go of anything that you've got a grip on, in the middle of space that gets me - irrespective of sex.
Sod the mucky overalls, get a real grip man or woman!
 
#13
rosinacarley said:
type42stoker said:
I bet she wouldn't have let it go if it had said "Louis Vuitton" on the side of it.... :lol:
oo I say T42 - man bag anyone?!!!
LOL, I just knew it would be you Rosie that replied to that quip......my man bag is a Ted Baker one, I'm not quite in the Vuitton league.... :lol:
 
#14
Seadog said:
Let the male ME who has never dropped a spanner in the bilge; and not bothered his lazy, fat, delicate, don't want to get dirty, it's too close to stand easy/scran, stupid, clumsy arrse to recover it (twats to man) cast the first stone.

Right, that's that off my chest.

You done that too. :thumright:
 
#15
after rosinacarley said:
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Adam, who just happened to be gay, said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a Matelot.

He said, "This roughy, tuffy male will gather food for you, he will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, he will wash it for you.

He will always (publically) agree with every decision you make (and drip to his oppos afterwards) and he will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit it was the OOW's fault when you've had a disagreement. He will praise you in traditional matelotese: Hello yew owd fcuker! He will bear his chest, and offer to wash your back in the shower or pick up your slippery soap in the communal showers. He will NEVER have the menopause and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.

Adam asked God, "What will a man like this cost?"

God replied, "One shilling and sixpence a day plus free board and lodging."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a fig leaf?"

Of course the rest is history.
 

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