Woman eats man's testicles

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  1. I could so think of a long list of people to whom I would like to do this to!

    Man looses testicle!
  2. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Re: Do not annoy me!

    What is it with you lot - first BH and now you.

    Is there a full moon or something!!
  3. Re: Do not annoy me!

    Oi! I just saw it on the BBC and thought I would bring it to your attention!
  4. Re: Do not annoy me!

    You want to eat a mans testicle "rosie" , well I've heard it all now , I guess you'd gag , dont think you'd swallow , :angel13:
  5. From the date of that report..I should imagine he's grown one back now!! :whew:
  6. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Read the date Rosie: 10/02/2005.

    It was posted by that other Lover of Liverpool Nutty not two weeks ago, albeit 2 years old then too.
  7. oo sorry that I am so behind the times. I shall throw myself in the nearest chocolate fountain at my earliest opportunity :(
  8. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Don't be sorry mate!

    I can walk without a limp now!
  9. The man would have to live the rest of his life as a Eunuch :biggrin:

    If he lost one ball, The last one will enlarge in size to take the role of the lost bollock.
  10. She must've been nuts!
  11. Loada bollox I reckon

  12. Takes balls though!
  13. Should have pulled his d*ck off and BBQ'd it!

    p.s. how the hell do you pull off a man's testie with one's bare hands??
  14. J_D. Do you really think any is going to tell you, taking into consideration your raging hormones.

    mikh dons Kevlar helmet and vest and starts to look for a deep hole
  15. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    You've not met my wife have you?
  16. With a tea spoon? Go on, do tell, my hormones aren’t that farking bad ya plank :rambo:
  17. Rosie, those were Maltisas I gave you at the rugger NOT chocolate coated testes. The former are crunchy, the latter are, I hear, chewy, like sausages. Next time you eat bangers and mash, think testes and mash..... :wink: :lol:
  18. Holy Sh*t J_D, a tea spoon??? You'll be at it for ages.......go ask cookie for a ladle.
  19. Your honour, I rest my case :muhaha:

    think I might just make this hole a little deeper and add a steel door and surround it in barbed wire
  20. Mikh, never having had the pleasure/misfortune to experience surging hormones, please could you send me some in the post so I can find out what I've missed?

    Eunuch of Maidenhead

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