Woman dies after using a jackhammer as a dildo

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  1. lol she liked it hard!
     
  2. Knew a woman who used the rubber grip of her vacuum cleaner as one,she said it was fantastic,Dirty cow her husband didn't mind he said.Don't know how she managed the stairs though!
     
  3. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Yeah, riiiight... you were bored on watch once, weren't you?! 8O :lol:
     
  4. haha this has made my day! 8O :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
     
  5. Damn, I thought it was going to be Jordan :cry:
     
  6. Now available at all branches of Anne Summers.

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  7. Handily I am going to an Ann Summers Party on Saturday,I will be sure to look out for it..hehe.
     
  8. Well that beats the ol cnut punt :wink:
     
  9. Do those machines come in pink ? :lol:
    And if this isn't a wind-up story, what would be :roll:
     
  10. True story I'm afraid,she was a regular at my club,lots went thu her being a nympho,not me if it takes a Hoover to keep her happy I can't.
     
  11. 'True story I'm afraid,she was a regular at my club,lots went thu her being a nympho,not me if it takes a Hoover to keep her happy I can't.'

    Awww, SF....size isn't everything you know. I am sure your terrier is a very happy pooch. :lol:
     
  12. This HAS to be a wind-up, yes?


    what next? :roll:
     
  13. I would have thought MLP would have been on here..sounds like his type of woman :thumbup:
     

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