Woman crushed to death by lettuce

Should be an interesting funeral service - "Lettuce Pray for the dearly departed . . "

How soon can we expect the usual knee jerk reaction and the introduction of a "Dangerous Vegetables Bill"?
 
TattooDog said:
How soon can we expect the usual knee jerk reaction and the introduction of a "Dangerous Vegetables Bill"?

What's is needed is a Abolition (Lettuce Biocide) Bill! After all, we have the Genocide Act, 1967 I think... one of Wilson's innovations.

A Bill to make provision for the protection of all species of the lettuce from premeditated biocide; and for connected purposes.
 
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