Woman crushed to death by lettuce

#7
Should be an interesting funeral service - "Lettuce Pray for the dearly departed . . "

How soon can we expect the usual knee jerk reaction and the introduction of a "Dangerous Vegetables Bill"?
 
#8
TattooDog said:
How soon can we expect the usual knee jerk reaction and the introduction of a "Dangerous Vegetables Bill"?
What's is needed is a Abolition (Lettuce Biocide) Bill! After all, we have the Genocide Act, 1967 I think... one of Wilson's innovations.

A Bill to make provision for the protection of all species of the lettuce from premeditated biocide; and for connected purposes.
 
#14
dondon said:
"Cos" she upset them & she had already been told not upset the supply bods :wink: :lol:
Well the moral of this is to have a large sign posted where ever large numbers of lettuces are gathered, reading:

[align=center]"Fear Lettuce, Honour the Dusty!"[/align]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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