Woman crushed to death by lettuce

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  1. Poor lettuces!
     
  2. Be careful. This might just be the tip of the iceberg!!!!!!
     
  3. Who said veg was good for you?
     
  4. "Cos" it is! :roll:
    RoofRat
     
  5. New a Wren once called Lettice. I nearly suffocated too. Lovely!
     
  6. Should be an interesting funeral service - "Lettuce Pray for the dearly departed . . "

    How soon can we expect the usual knee jerk reaction and the introduction of a "Dangerous Vegetables Bill"?
     
  7. What's is needed is a Abolition (Lettuce Biocide) Bill! After all, we have the Genocide Act, 1967 I think... one of Wilson's innovations.

    A Bill to make provision for the protection of all species of the lettuce from premeditated biocide; and for connected purposes.
     
  8. I’m outraged all those poor lettuces. Bloody yanks, they should have all been given medals.
     
  9. Hey ! Lettuce alone please..... we is innocent :neutral:
     
  10. Once they've tasted blood, they're never quite the same again.
     
  11. What, you mean they become carnivorous psycholettuces?!! :shock:
     
  12. "Cos" she upset them & she had already been told not upset the supply bods :wink: :lol:
     
  13. Well the moral of this is to have a large sign posted where ever large numbers of lettuces are gathered, reading:

    [align=center]"Fear Lettuce, Honour the Dusty!"[/align]

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  14. Fooken 'ell, look at Dondon's avatar again! She looks like she might be smuggling a lettuce or two.
     
  15. At long last the `Caterers revenge!!!`
     
  16. Mrs. Ross eh? was her old man called Albert by any chance! Awful I know but I couldn't resist it!!
     

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