She had piss flaps like the bomb bay doors on a Badger D.
He was bouncing around like a young gazelle.
Had a face like a:
bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
bulldog chewing a bumblebee.
Waffling like a three badge rock ape.
Didn’t know Nelson but his Granddad was a bastard.
Say what to me? You’ll be saying whoopee to the Skipper next.
You’ve got lots of will power – it’s the won’t power that’s lacking.
As much use as a one legged man in a bum kicking contest.
As much use as a one armed paper hanger.
When I die I want to go hanging – hanging out of you ‘cos I think you're essence. Who's was that fart? Yours if you get it DCd.
She has got the "Body off Baywatch
Face off Crimewatch,"
I knew Max Jaffa when he was only a Tangerine.
He got his Killicks rate before the HOOK of Holland.
If brains were made of Rubber he would not have enough to make a Flip Flop for a one legged budgie!