Witty RN Comparisons

#1
I hope everyone gets my drift with this thread; I think there must be hundreds of these witty Royal Navy comparisons. It would be great to see them posted here to rekindle some old Jack Speak memories. Here's two to get you started;

1) More time off than Rip Van Winkle's bunk light!! :D

2) As smooth as a crocodile's Entering Harbour Suit!! :D

Can you think of any more?
 
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#3
More flannel than a pussers blanket
More time off than a Wafus bunk light
The hand that wanks the skipper steers the ship
 
#5
Shaking like a shitting dog.

Lounging around like a languid lesbian. (what exactly is/was a languid lesbian?)

Nipples like John Wayne's cigar butts.
 

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