With hindsight, perhaps I shouldn't of shagged it.

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#1
My CSM's daughter, in the front room of his MQ. Cnut quite understandably has a sense of humour bye pass over that. Probably not career enhancing.

That bird in the wheelchair I pulled in casualty down the Exeter Hospital. Having to open someones legs because they are paralysed is with hindsight wrong.

Dont know what her name is but having pornstar sex on countess weir roundabout at 1.30 a.m probably isn't clever.
 

fly_past

Lantern Swinger
#12
When I was 23 I lost my virginity to a lady of 56! The sex was good until I saw her body in the daylight!
Ewwwww.
Not so good. Still went back to her hose for meetings for the next 3 weeks
 
#14
fly_past said:
When I was 23 I lost my virginity to a lady of 56! The sex was good until I saw her body in the daylight!
Ewwwww.
Not so good. Still went back to her hose for meetings for the next 3 weeks
23!! Fcuk me you must be an ugly fcuker!!! I knobbed a 45 year old when i was about 23 and that wasn't much better in the daylight. Now wheres my hacksaw!!
 

fly_past

Lantern Swinger
#15
ex_rubberdagger said:
fly_past said:
When I was 23 I lost my virginity to a lady of 56! The sex was good until I saw her body in the daylight!
Ewwwww.
Not so good. Still went back to her hose for meetings for the next 3 weeks
23!! Fcuk me you must be an ugly fcuker!!! I knobbed a 45 year old when i was about 23 and that wasn't much better in the daylight. Now wheres my hacksaw!!
What can I say, I was a late starter!
:w00t:
I have only had sex with 2 women in my whole life - been married to the second one for 18+ yrs!!
 

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#16
fly_past said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
fly_past said:
When I was 23 I lost my virginity to a lady of 56! The sex was good until I saw her body in the daylight!
Ewwwww.
Not so good. Still went back to her hose for meetings for the next 3 weeks
23!! Fcuk me you must be an ugly fcuker!!! I knobbed a 45 year old when i was about 23 and that wasn't much better in the daylight. Now wheres my hacksaw!!
What can I say, I was a late starter!
:w00t:
I have only had sex with 2 women in my whole life - been married to the second one for 18+ yrs!![/quote

o_O

(my italics)
 
#17
The Deaf and Dumb Bird in Terneuzen who took me back to her gaff for a portion then couldn't tell me where I was in the morning or get me a fast black.

Panic! Fcuking right I did. Ship under sailing orders and the baby chef is lost in the Netherlands.

I phoned the Old Vilhelm from a call box and told them I was lost, had no money and had to get to HMS ******* in a rush.

They sent out Van der valk and his oppo who gave a lift to the ship, Cox'n was on the quarterdeck, thought I'd been arrested, we ended up inviting them on board for a Full English.

Worth it though she didn't half moan a lot
 

fly_past

Lantern Swinger
#18
wet_blobby said:
fly_past said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
fly_past said:
When I was 23 I lost my virginity to a lady of 56! The sex was good until I saw her body in the daylight!
Ewwwww.
Not so good. Still went back to her hose for meetings for the next 3 weeks
23!! Fcuk me you must be an ugly fcuker!!! I knobbed a 45 year old when i was about 23 and that wasn't much better in the daylight. Now wheres my hacksaw!!
What can I say, I was a late starter!
:w00t:
I have only had sex with 2 women in my whole life - been married to the second one for 18+ yrs!![/quote


Is it wrong to have started late at 23?
Is it wrong to only have had 2 sexual partners?

Did I miss out on anything?

Am I happy as i sit here in my white shirt, rocking in a corner wispering incoherant sentences?



Is this a good title for a new thread "what age were you when you lost yer virginity? Hmmmmmm

o_O

(my italics)
 
#19
Anyone at Ganges in the mid 70's remember "the Ark Royal" (think her name was Tracy) that used to hang out in the Blue Coat Boy in Ipswich? Nearly shagged that once but I was too far back in the queue and had to get back on board!

It took me a while to get a snatch in the mob until I realised that my new identity meant that I had to significantly lower my standards. Did ok after that though but!
 

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