I'm in a pondering kind of mood today and have been thinking about the big three leaders during WWII. In their own way, they all displayed a certain degree of cuntishness. Let me explain. Winnie. Outstanding war leader, but was rude. He smoked liked a chimney and had a fondness for the Brandy. Apparantly, he would have immense shits that would clog even the largest of toilets and he would leave marmite smeared down the pan, stating it was character forming for the cleaners. He also loved to let rip silent farts during important meetings. Anthony Eden states in his memoires that during a D-Day meeting, Churchill dropped a dry bomb so foul, General Alanbrooke chucked up in a waste paper bin. However, he also had a funny side to him. In one of his most famous speeches given not long after Dunkirk, he actually says "We will bum them on the beaches", not "Fight". If you listen to the recording closely, you can hear where they have had to change the wording. Uncle Jo Stalin. Now he was a cunt, no mistake. Not content with playing the politburo off against each other, he was known to skiff them after going to the karzi to see how they would react. However, what he gave he couldn't take. It is a little known fact that Leon Trotsky was killed because he skiffed Stalins favourite Tommy Tippee plastic drinking cup. Stalin was actually responsible for killing more people than Hitler, but as 50% of them were peasants, no-one really bats an eyelid. He ruled Russia with an iron fist and like Winnie, smoked and drank like it was going out of fashion. He was a furious masturbator and was known to knock one off during Politburo meetings. He was caught by one of Roosevelt's aids at the Yalta conference pulling the head clean off it in the toilet while looking at page three of Pravda. Known for his famous saying "If a man gives you a problem, get rid of the man, then you have no problem". He's also known for saying "If the worm needs burping, then rub away". Hitler. The original Ubercunt. Due to the fact he had a silly haircut, ridiculous tash and only one testicle, he decided to take it out on Europe. He hated alcohol and tobacco and it's doubtful that he would have been to brothels, due to the lack of a testicle. He suffered terribly with his bowels, which is the real subject of Mein Kampf. His hatred of the Jews stemmed from the fact that his original Doctor, Herr Burgerbaum, failed to cure his chronic constipation. Mind you, this helped Hitler give some impressive speeches as he always needed to crimp off a nest of dogs eggs during Nazi rallies. Hence his frantic and erratic arm waving behaviour. He also had a thing against Pikies (fair one), intellectuals, commies, mongs and gingers. He claimed that they were not true blond haired, blue eyed Aryans (mind you, neither was he) and so decided to kill them all off. Could this because he only had one gonad? He had only one true love in his life, and that was dogs. His subsequent marriage to Eva Braun was proof of this. The reason he had a bunker built in Berlin was so he could fondle his hounds in relative privacy and so he could store his collection of dog turds. Ok, to my point. Bar Winnie (who's cuntishness is at a minimum), who was the biggest cunt in History and why?