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'Windaes Twa Thoosan' ('Glesga Edishun')








Hoaw, by the way! Micro$oft wants to help YOU in Glesga. Dinnae be forced tae use confusing Englified software apps. Due to be released before the Fair Fortnight, the 'Glesga' Edishun of Windows 2000, entitled Windies Twa Thoosan' will hit the Barras..



Feel at ease straight away! The traditional "Start" button has been replaced with a more familiar term




The "Recycle Bin" has been renamed to something more fitting:




While the "Internet Explorer" now has a more recognisable title:




Nae mair fanny-boy names like "My Documents". Windaes Twa Thoosan' tells it like it is:




An' "C:\ drive" (wits that then?) is now called something a wee bit merr appropriate:




"Yes", "No" & "Cancel" are no longer used.




Several exclusive programmes have been included with 'Windaes Twa Thoosan'




The cullurin in book lets ye dae yer ain pictchurs. Sums lets ye add things up an' gies ye the rite anser, an' the tipe riter lets ye tipe letturs tae yer pals ( 'n' it even cheks yer spelin, bye the way! ).



The computer no longer makes you click an American "OK" but a proper 'Glesga "Aye.. aw right"




Don't be a big diddie, if yae don't know how tae dae somethin' the "Help" facility has been replaced with a merr 'Glesga' friendly version




The "Control Panel" now has a new name along with some internal settings.






Tips for 'Glaswegian' users: If you make a typing error, use the backspace to replace the "wrang yin" Note: Tippex is hard to clean off the screen!



Get yer ane copy the day (before the bizzies come) Available the noo at the Barras



Only two weeks dole money.






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#3
Scotish people are weird, they talk funny, are always getting drunk and are mostly gingers.
I met a nice lad in Edinburgh last year but couldn't understand him so dumped him next morning Ha ha.
 
#7
Off for bed gotta get up early for my run......ughh!
Witends stick to youporn that's all the action your gunna see you old pee smelling phart!:munky2:
 
#8
Don't worry skank, the team has stood down and enjoying an extended. We have set our pitbull Chico onto your case. He enjoys licking sniffing shit and blowing bubbles.

My cock is a thing of beauty only surpassed by Susan Boyle's voice.
RUDE!!Haters get no where with us girls.:tongue2:
Chico sounds well cute, he's got lots of guts to put up with all the hating he gets from you old men on here, I'd give him a big hug.:glomp:
 
#9
RUDE!!Haters get no where with us girls.:tongue2:
Chico sounds well cute, he's got lots of guts to put up with all the hating he gets from you old men on here, I'd give him a big hug.:glomp:
Unfortunately Chico is a hatter so the only action you'll get is via the choccy starfish.
 
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