War Hero
I recently won a fair bit of cash on a scratchcard I purchased from the corner shop.
My wife Doris said, "Right - now you can spend some money on me with that breast
reduction surgery you always promised I could have if you had the dosh".
So I gave her the money and she had her tits shrunk and then she said,
"Now I want you to use some of your winnings on a penis enlarger".

So I have.

She's 22, fit as **** and her name's Lucy.
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