I recently won a fair bit of cash on a scratchcard I purchased from the corner shop. My wife Doris said, "Right - now you can spend some money on me with that breast reduction surgery you always promised I could have if you had the dosh". So I gave her the money and she had her tits shrunk and then she said, "Now I want you to use some of your winnings on a penis enlarger". So I have. She's 22, fit as fuck and her name's Lucy.