Wimbledon. It's shit..... Hot.

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  1. Tennis is as shite a sport as your ever likely to come across. It's dull, only played by toffs and has that hideous, dour, cuts his own hair Scottish cunt flying the flag for all the wankers who are in to it in Britain.

    He can fuck off, Cliff Richard can fuck off and that Lezza who presents it can fuck off.

    However, I'll be avidly tuning in because it's heaving with outrageous clunge. Just look at some of it, it's absolutely ridiculous:

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    I'm posting multiple Ana Ivanovic pictures as she is hottest of all:

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  2. I've heard tennis chicks are into foul-mouthed pseudo-Cornishmen.....
     
  3. Please please tell me that Elena Dementieva is a lesbian. It would lessen the pain knowing that I couldn't stand a chance with her.
     
  4. I heard that too, I've sent Ivanovic a letter to explain what's what, it can't fail, I've made a kind of tapestry where I've glued our heads to famous pictures from history and some gentle porn. I reckon that'll mean mucho action for me.

    If that fails I'll cut off a finger and post that to her to show my devotion.
     
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  5. Dementieva is no lesbian. She likes blokes, look at it, she wants you:

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  6. Might start watching it...
     
  7. Life can be so cruel ...
     
  8. oh come along, what about Fernando, wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crisps!

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  9. You broke tennis!
     
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    Then the bitch went and got them reduced :frustrated:
     
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  11. Oh stop whining! That's all you ever do! No wonder you are sad and lonely in Cornwall!!
     

  12. I've got friends now.

    Well I think they're my friends. I talk to them. But then I have to, they're flying aircraft.
     
  13. Just make sure they keep all 12 fingers on that steering wheel thingy while you're talking to them.
     
  14. oo he was hot wasn't he! Even with the long hair! But those haiy legs are just sooo sexy!
     
  15. Do you play tennis Rosie?
     
  16. To be fair, if Tennis players could ever be considered ally, Bjorg is the alliest of all.
     

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