|Went for a check up for testicular cancer last week.|
A little Thai nurse cupped my balls and said "don't worry, it's quite normal to get an erection during this procedure"
I said "I haven't got an erection"
She said "no, but I have"
The missus asked me why I always start to sing when the end of my penis entered her during sex.
I said "cos I feel like a pop star love"
"oh really" she said, "which one"
"Just in beaver"