seafarer1939
War Hero

Just thought I'd pass this by you.
Watching the news today with my wife,who isn't noted for her grasp of world affairs,looked up at the screen,saw the leader of N.Korea and said to me “At least you're better looking than that Mick Hucknall!â€
Fortunately, due to my amazement,I was able to reach for the Woods Navy Rum bottle.
As a rider reading that Hucknell had bedded hundreds of women because of his fame two points:
1. As a long time Blackpool Organist,most clubs I played for would have paid him off after the Bingo and:
2.Without his cash our local village bike[fondly named Shagger Smith who charged every body the same price except when she took pity on Pit Ponies] would have turned him down.
Jealous? Well I might be but not the way he looks!
Bet I've got a bigger,better and more knobbly nudger!
Watching the news today with my wife,who isn't noted for her grasp of world affairs,looked up at the screen,saw the leader of N.Korea and said to me “At least you're better looking than that Mick Hucknall!â€
Fortunately, due to my amazement,I was able to reach for the Woods Navy Rum bottle.
As a rider reading that Hucknell had bedded hundreds of women because of his fame two points:
1. As a long time Blackpool Organist,most clubs I played for would have paid him off after the Bingo and:
2.Without his cash our local village bike[fondly named Shagger Smith who charged every body the same price except when she took pity on Pit Ponies] would have turned him down.
Jealous? Well I might be but not the way he looks!
Bet I've got a bigger,better and more knobbly nudger!