Jake was dying. His wife Becky was at his bedside.
"Becky" he said in a tired voice, "Theres something i must confess."
"Shhh. There's nothing to confess. Everythings all right."
"No i must die in peace. I shagged your sister, your bestfriend, her best friend and your mother!"
"I know" whispered Becky softly. "Thats why ive poisened you your bastard!"

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