Jake was dying. His wife Becky was at his bedside. "Becky" he said in a tired voice, "Theres something i must confess." "Shhh. There's nothing to confess. Everythings all right." "No i must die in peace. I shagged your sister, your bestfriend, her best friend and your mother!" "I know" whispered Becky softly. "Thats why ive poisened you your bastard!"