Why not?

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Submariners are ace and I wish I'd been one.
And you was going to be in the poem as well but I had to nip out with my son to do a deal. Drugs.
Pity about washing the hair. Are you implying you have some, or was that pubic.

Fixed yet again and it's an **** hair, brown in colour. I was thinking of going blonde though. Waddya reckon?
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Fuckin typical slugers can't string enough words together to write their own posts so they have to go around "fixin" every other bastards.
Thanks lads now **** off I'm trying to concentrate.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Fuckin typical slugers can't string enough words together to write their own posts so they have to go around "fixin" every other bastards.
Thanks lads now **** off I'm trying to concentrate.

Shoelaces must be a bit of a problem at your age, it's left over right then under, right over left....... ^~
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Shoelaces must be a bit of a problem at your age, it's left over right then under, right over left....... ^~


It's a fuckin nightmare on RR just lately (I was going to say of late) but that's a bit highbrow for fuckin tube peepers, so I'll keep it simple.
It's like fuckin Dolphin on here on a bad day, there's more sludgers than there sheets on a bog role. (Yes I counted)
When you ain't trippin over fuckin wave dodgers up pops a fuckin bubble head with attitude. Actually he's gerascophobic and being a bubble also androphobic. Poor ****** there must be some piss sprayers in the family or close friends.
He thinks I'm wrinkly **** has he got a shock when we meet.
I read on google today an article about small and ugly men and (researching sharky) they recon they fear old age more than any other group. Well if your small and ugly, I suppose old is a right pisser as its third time looser.
Should I be cheeky and ask Stan?:laughing8:
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
It's a fuckin nightmare on RR just lately (I was going to say of late) but that's a bit highbrow for fuckin tube peepers, so I'll keep it simple.
It's like fuckin Dolphin on here on a bad day, there's more sludgers than there sheets on a bog role. (Yes I counted)
When you ain't trippin over fuckin wave dodgers up pops a fuckin bubble head with attitude. Actually he's gerascophobic and being a bubble also androphobic. Poor ****** there must be some piss sprayers in the family or close friends.
He thinks I'm wrinkly **** has he got a shock when we meet.
I read on google today an article about small and ugly men and (researching sharky) they recon they fear old age more than any other group. Well if your small and ugly, I suppose old is a right pisser as its third time looser.
Should I be cheeky and ask Stan?:laughing8:

Go on, ask him Dolphin 35, and as it's you, Dolphin 39.
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Well.....why the f*ck not eh????


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Sharkey

War Hero
I read on google today an article about small and ugly men and (researching sharky) they recon they fear old age more than any other group. Well if your small and ugly, I suppose old is a right pisser as its third time looser.
:laughing8:

Incontinent, no teeth, no hair upon my head
I wake up in the morning to find I’ve pissed the bed
A lean, mean handsome love machine is what I used to be
But humpy backed and bandy legged now like a Chimpanzee
My driving license long since gone, now I’m on the bus
A blessing in disguise maybe cos now I wear a truss
Hemorrhoids like stalactites from my arse hole swing
Sitting is a problem without my rubber ring
Half blind half deaf a grumpy little git
I used to smell of old spice but now I smell of shit
If you think I’m after pity, you’re really out of luck
Cos when you get to my age you just don’t give a ****.
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
(Sung to the tune of "My favourite things")

"Nose hair and ear hair"
"And those specialised clippers"
"I smell of mothballs"
"The wife smells of kippers"
"Big baggy y-fronts and vests made of strings"
"These are a few of my favourite things"

"In the toilet - I can't piss straight"
"I think, what the heck..."
"I stand there and dribble and wibble and wibble"
"And piss all over the d-e-c-k"

"I wear big baggy trousers"
"And M & S slippers"
"I don't have a sex life"
("She still smells of kippers")
"We shuffle round Tescos and buy cheap Rice pud-dings"
"These are a few of our favourite things"

"Got a pension - it don't go far"
"So we just eat bread"
"Soon it'll be freezing and that's not too pleasing"
"But both of us soon will be d-e-a-d !!"

"My wife once was pretty"
"She had lovely dimples"
"Now she's just craggy"
"I've got bollocks like pimples"
"Mister Grim Reaper - he waits in the wings"
"These are a few of my favourite things"

"These are a few of my favourite....?"
"Mildred! Where's my ******* bas pass gone?!"

[The end]
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Old people need special services so I'm thinking - there's some dosh to be made here. There are a few niches in the franchise market that ex sailors, submariners and anyone with a strong constitution could get into and quite literally make a killin'

Why not?


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Topstop

War Hero
Old people need special services so I'm thinking - there's some dosh to be made here. There are a few niches in the franchise market that ex sailors, submariners and anyone with a strong constitution could get into and quite literally make a killin'

Why not?


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Shouldnt it read " No jobbie to small"?
 
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