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Why matelots shouldn't be allowed to touch buttons

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
witsend said:
tiddlyoggy said:
witsend said:
Here's one for thingy. :roll:

Almost makes me ashamed to be M.E. :oops: . Some of those lads were enjoying that far too much for my liking. 8O

I hear ya :oops: , some re-education required!

Skimmers, I rest my case although there was a link to a clip showing a Chief stoker trying to lower the diesel exhaust mast with a sledghammer that amused me, obviously doesn't know too much about planetary gearing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G5zmhVj4_c&feature=related
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
WreckerL said:
witsend said:
tiddlyoggy said:
witsend said:
Here's one for thingy. :roll:

Almost makes me ashamed to be M.E. :oops: . Some of those lads were enjoying that far too much for my liking. 8O

I hear ya :oops: , some re-education required!

Skimmers, I rest my case although there was a link to a clip showing a Chief stoker trying to lower the diesel exhaust mast with a sledghammer that amused me, obviously doesn't know too much about planetary gearing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G5zmhVj4_c&feature=related

I don't know the guy, but some of lads know him. Spartan I believe?????
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
witsend said:
WreckerL said:
witsend said:
tiddlyoggy said:
witsend said:
Here's one for thingy. :roll:

Almost makes me ashamed to be M.E. :oops: . Some of those lads were enjoying that far too much for my liking. 8O

I hear ya :oops: , some re-education required!

Skimmers, I rest my case although there was a link to a clip showing a Chief stoker trying to lower the diesel exhaust mast with a sledghammer that amused me, obviously doesn't know too much about planetary gearing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G5zmhVj4_c&feature=related

I don't know the guy, but some of lads know him. Spartan I believe?????

Definitely an S boat DE
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
witsend said:
thingy said:
It could be worse...... Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! :sad2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ninwLP1SdDQ

Er, but one of these is really cute :razz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIePn8C8DZE&feature=related

thingy you should keep this quiet from the bum hole engineers society. If those feckers find out your looking at burds, you'll be excommunicated again, and we'll have to listen to you whinge that god is a farce again!

Winge, Moi? o_O

I was almost attracted to one, until she opened her mouth and instead of the expected deep, manly voice I heard something that sounded like Slim after taking an scalding hot shower! :lol:
 
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