Why I fired my Secretary

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  1. Why I Fired My Secretary!
    Two weeks ago it was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning.
    I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
    "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
    As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any
    "Happy Birthday". I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
    The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left
    for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
    As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said,
    "Good morning, Boss, Happy Birthday".
    And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until
    noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a
    beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just
    you and I."
    I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
    We went to lunch, we didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out
    to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
    On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful
    day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
    I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
    After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
    think I'll go into the bedroom."
    "Sure!" I excitedly replied.
    She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying
    a huge birthday cake...
    followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing
    Happy Birthday!

    And I just sat there on the couch... Naked !.
  2. that is the joke :D

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