Why do women get so pissed off with.....

fly_past

Lantern Swinger
#1
Why do you ladies get so pissed off with us guys when you find out we like pornography?

Its a question i wouldn't ask my lovely wife in case she starts to moan (oo errr!) for hours.... She likes it some days and not others.

I certainly do not agree with child porn in any way shape or form, but I mean things like 'artistic' films, reading material with more pictures than words!


Now its your turn.........
 
#2
There were Jennies I served with that used to enjoy the odd Travelog, and used to come with a few wisecracks about action/size etc

Not that I ever really took much notice...... ;)

:)
 
#3
I just watch the "artistic" films and look at reading material with more pictures then words 'cos I can't read!!.....what's wrong with that??!! :whew:
 
#5
Jenny_Dabber said:
I'm all for my fella watching 'erotica', just aslong as it's a decent porno and not some russian woman being done over by a greatdane!
That is no way to talk about Peter Schmeichal Jenny. :)

Cannot beat a bit of adult educational DVD's every now and again.
 
#6
Jenny_Dabber said:
I'm all for my fella watching 'erotica', just aslong as it's a decent porno and not some russian woman being done over by a greatdane!

Seen some Russian women that LOOK like a greatdane!!!....scary!!
 
#8
fly_past said:
Stripey, as for your AVATAR, I have no nudes to send since my lady got a little upset by a 'book' she found! Sorry!

So I shoot the ******* cat then???...be it on your concience..have you no piccies of your "lady"??..too bad. :threaten:
 
#16
Crabman said:
Stipey G if you are going to shoot the cat, then stand back bit or risk getting splattered by blood and guts.

Crabman...see photo above....not a mark on the cat!!! Pulled gun, pointed, and the cat died! Shame.......
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#17
Women are hypocrites - fact!

Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, lipo suction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise and yet they won't take it *********** cause it 'hurts'.

:roll: :wink:
 
#18
sgtpepperband said:
Women are hypocrites - fact!

Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, lipo suction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise and yet they won't take it *********** cause it 'hurts'.

:roll: :wink:
**** me SPB - just splurted my cuppa over the screen - only you would come out with that one !!!!

Would you take it up the Marmite Motorway, Chocolate Starfish, Bovril Backroad (call it what you will) - that's a one way street in my book.

If you wouldn't / don't then why should Mrs PB ?

anticipating much incoming from those who like the dark side of the moon

ps - got any pics of her nipple & clit piercings or brazillian waxing ?? :thumright:

edited to get rip of typos
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#19
KLNA-Cessna-Jockey said:
sgtpepperband said:
Women are hypocrites - fact!

Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, lipo suction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise and yet they won't take it *********** cause it 'hurts'.

:roll: :wink:
**** me SPB - just splurted my cuppa over the screen - only you would come out with that one !!!!

Would you take it up the Marmite Motorway, Chocolate Starfish, Bovril Backroad (call it what you will) - that's a one way street in my book.

If you wouldn't / don't then why should Mrs PB ?

anticipating much incoming from those who like the dark side of the moon

ps - got any pics of her nipple & clit piercings or brazillian waxing ?? :thumright:

edited to get rip of typos
1. Hmm... ways and means, shipmate! :twisted:

2. No photos for you - unless you're offering lots of spondoolees... :wink:
 
#20
sgtpepperband said:
Women are hypocrites - fact!

Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, lipo suction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise and yet they won't take it *********** cause it 'hurts'.

:roll: :wink:
I laughed so hard at that last comment that I had a mouthful of fizzy drink shoot out of my nose.......Not a pleasant sight for my colleagues at work.... ^_^;
 
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