Why do they not get their benefit quickly

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by Jack_McHammocklashing, May 4, 2008.

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  1. I work with HMRC dishing out benefits
    They come on the phone demanding to know why they have not got the benefit NOW

    Well it would help if when completing a Guberment form "official like"
    that when asked for your name to identify you

    You did not put Ricci Tomson and Jazzer Smif
    when your acutal name is Richard Thompson and Wendy Smith

    It is the same registering Births
    Yes Madam and what is the childs name
    Billy Johnson
    Liz McCracken
    Jimmy Smith
    Boab Thomson
    Soapy Suddes
    Lindy Johnston

    They do not have the intelligence to realise that Billy should be registered as William etc etc, then the person can chose the nickname when they are older
    Well yes they can register how they want, and that is the name on the birth cert, but It really gets to my craw
    Especially the fifteen names of the people that were at the party the night they conceived

    Would you belive it, well I did not at first but I know different now

    Jack McH

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