Why do the Marines liek to get naked with each other?

[Spartan]

OK, I'm not saying Marines are gay. However, I was told that the Marines have a tradition of fooling around naked. Why is this? And do these naked antics still carry on?

It just seems a bit strange to me.

 

[Trooped_Again]

Got enough line on that hook, mate?

 

[HarryBosch]

Why on earth would a Spartan need to ask that?

 

[Spartan]

Look guys, I'm joining the marines soon and I need to know if I'm going to be forced to do naked activities with the other recruits.

Just answer the question please.

 

[Trooped_Again]

Look guys, I'm joining the marines soon and I need to know if I'm going to be forced to do naked activities with the other recruits.

Just answer the question please.

Do you want to know because it's a positive or negative?

 

[Lamri]

You can't trust a man with your life until you've tussled with him naked

 

[Spartan]

I'm not sure what you mean?

 

[HarryBosch]

Look guys, I'm joining the marines soon and I need to know if I'm going to be forced to do naked activities with the other recruits.

Just answer the question please.

I wouldn't join if I were you, you sound far to delicate and sensitive. Try the RAF.

P.S. Change your name. Spartan is far to rough for you.

 

[Trooped_Again]

OK, I'm not saying Marines are gay. However, I was told that the Marines have a tradition of fooling around naked. Why is this? And do these naked antics still carry on?

It just seems a bit strange to me.

Does twos up in an Exeter nightclub count as naked antics?

 

[Lamri]

Don't wind him up fellas he's obviously double hard, just look at the "gansta gat" avatar!!

 

[Spartan]

Guys, can you please tell me if I will or will not be required to play games with the other guys with no clothes on?

Why wont you just answer me seriously?

 

[Trooped_Again]

Guys, can you please tell me if I will or will not be required to play games with the other guys with no clothes.

Why wont you just answer me seriously?

Ask a serious question and you'll get a serious answer.

Ask an obvious wind-up and ye shall receive the full might of hundreds of years of Royal Navy and Royal Marines piss takes.

 

[HarryBosch]

Guys, can you please tell me if I will or will not be required to play games with the other guys with no clothes on?

Why wont you just answer me seriously?[/quote]

I have absolutely no idea.

 

[Spartan]

This is a serious question. I don't know why you think I'm joking? I want to know if naked games are part of Royal marine life. Jees, why are you all so elusive.

Oh and I'm no pussy either. I spent pretty much my entire life in a gang in one of the roughest parts of Manchester. From the age of 13 to 26 I was a gang member and I've seen my fair share of violence, trust me. Now at 27 I'm going to do something constructive with my life. I know how to use a length because I've been strapped for 14 years now and I pretty much took my heat everywhere with me. That siad, I'm saying goodbye to the Mac-10 and saying hello to the SA80.

Now please, answer my question bitches.

 

[Lamri]

HAHAHAHA!!
Told you he was double hard

 

[HarryBosch]

I would never allow you anywhere near CTCRM, you tosser. **** off and join the paras

 

[Lamri]

Bet he talks like Tim Westwood too

 

[Spartan]

I would never allow you anywhere near CTCRM, you tosser. **** off and join the paras

Why is that? What are the Paras like?

FFS guys, I'm trying to turn my life around and just want some help. I'm a genuine guy trying to go on the straight and narrow, but I'll always have that badboy in me and I want to channel my instincts into somthing positive innit.

 

[alhucoll]

Spartan:
Cnut!
:toilet:

 

[Spartan]

Ya, real hard boyz behind dem keyboards. Bombaclots. U gon say dem tings 2 me face n u get bitch slapped like a ho.